ZARBON!

This is Zarbon. *points to the above picture, grinning like a maniac* What else can I say except WHY AREN'T THERE PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE THIS GUY IN REAL LIFE?! *ahem* ;)

Nah, but really, this guy's kewl. Zarbon's another character from Dragonball Z- Frieza's right-hand man, actually- and of course a baddie! And you know what the best thing about him is? HE'S GOT AN AUSSIE ACCENT!! And I don't mean one of those shocking Paul Hogan ones- he actually sounds legit! Pretty good considering the guy who voices him is a Yank! See? (Don't worry, it's only a little file :)) Also, Zarby's a pretty boy, and quite vain indeed.

"'Pretty Boy'?!! Just because I pluck my eyebrows, brush my hair sixteen times a day and have girlish features I'm a pretty boy?!"

He may look pretty good in his regular form, but Zarbon sometimes needs to transform into another form to give him that extra boost of power. His vanity makes him reluctant to morph, though, and at one point, Frieza had to force him to do it- or else! Okay, take a look at those two *lovely* pictures above... than take a look at the picture of Zarbon transformed below!

HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF OH MY GOD!!!!! I mean, uh, this is what he transforms into. It... it isn't all THAT bad, now, is it? I mean, wrinkles and flab and *gulps* warts are quite attractive when you think about it... oh God, where did I put that other pic!

Ahhhhh, that's better <:P. And no, he's NOT gay!!! He's just, I dunno, well groomed. But he's straight, just trust me on this one!

Eh heh heh...! Whoops, I mean, there's a good reason why I'm putting all these pics of Zarbon here.

Really, there is! It's not just because I like looking at him, honestly! It's just that... uh... it adds character to the page! Yeah, that's it, character!

Lots of character ^_^! ANYway, ya know what sucks? Dear ol' Zarbon here eventually gets killed off by Vegeta, a character who you'd classify as a bad goodie I s'pose. Seems like a bit of a fence sitter between good and evil if you ask me. But he kills Zarbon, and his son kills Frieza, so as you can imagine, Vegeta NOT in my good books! Nothing was ever said about his race or background, which is a bit of a shame.

Well, that's it for this topic (and the most image-intensive part of my site so far!), 'cos it's 12:56 in the AM, and I got other stuff to do before I turn in. Goodnight everyone! And just for kicks...

...another pic! *grins*