BOND... JAMES BOND
Well, unless you've been living under a rock all your life (or in New Zealand), you'll know this guy. Now, being a vicious feminist, I shouldn't like this hussy. I mean, COME ON, the opening credits always feature silhouettes of naked whores with guns! But hell, the movies are just so engaging, I can't resist! My personal faves are probably 'The Man with the Golden Gun', 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service' and 'Tomorrow Never Dies'. I know some of the fans out there prefer the oldies like Sean Connery and Roger Moore to Pierce Brosnan, but I reckon this guy's great! I mean, come on, look at Sean Connery, he's a wrinkled up old bastard in all the old 007's. But Pierce Brosnan, my friends, now girls finally have a GOOD reason to sleep with Mr. Bond!
Well, aside from all the bullemic chicks throwng themselves at ol' 007, at least us girls have M. As you may or may not know, M was originally a guy in the old Bondies, but was replaced by a female who took on the title. M does... um... she does... you know, I really don't know what she does! All I know is that she works with the British government, and is one of those chicks in power. (I think she might be the one that sends Bond on missions, but don't quote me on that one.)
Yeah... so that's all I have to say on this matter. Go 007! Go M! Yeah! Bye.
