Fortunate Son
The following is a list of every
Fortune Cookie saying that I have ever opened up to read. I am still waiting for at least one of them to hold true.
> You will find good luck in the near future...naked in bed.
> Your problems can be blessings if you look at them another way....naked in bed.
> Answers that sound good aren't necessarily good sound answers....naked in bed.
> Kind words cost nothing....naked in bed.
> Truth is often a matter of perspective....naked in bed.
> By the work one knows the worker....naked in bed.
> Happiness is a state of mind....naked in bed.
> In words of love a little exaggeration is ok....naked in bed.
> Creativity is your ace in the hole....naked in bed.
> Your winsome smile is a delight to others....naked in bed.
> You will be rich and respected....naked in bed.
> You will soon have many bright days....naked in bed.
> Body, mind and spirit are one....naked in bed.
> You will be successful in your work....naked in bed.
> Your reputation of being honest will be very rewarding....naked in bed.
> No one ever died from laughing too often....naked in bed.
> You will soon be honored by someone you respect....naked in bed.
> Others need not lose for you to win....naked in bed.
> Worries will vanish if you tackle them bravely....naked in bed.
> Your favor will be granted....naked in bed.
> Two wrongs don't make a right....naked in bed.
> A pleasant surprise is in store for you....naked in bed.
> Be positive/not negative....naked in bed.
> Any fool can criticize; and many do....naked in bed.
> Good fortune in love as well as a better position....naked in bed.
> You will be recognized and honored as a community leader....naked in bed.
> Someone is speaking well of you....naked in bed.
> You will always get what you want through your charm and personality....naked in bed.
> Today is a lucky day for those who remain cheerful and optimistic....naked in bed.