is that although I believe Mike & Carrie should have waited, they didn't. And what they did share was a beautiful, ethereal experience that has joined them forever, and that they'll find cannot be surpassed with another. An experience that can do no less than draw them back to each other's heart.
The way they lovingly touched, and spoke softly to each other, the way they looked into each other's soul, the way their passion reached out and captured the other, pulling them together as they fell into each other's arms on the bed... And then...
The sky began to switch, the room to pitch
And suddenly the bedposts started to unhitch
The bed began to twitch, then spinning did bewitch
It flew across the starlight to our tiny little niche……
(Glow Angel)
Come out, come out wherever you are
And meet the young couple who fell from a star
They fell from the sky, they fell very far
Hearts Desire they say is the name of the star
(Angels)
Hearts Desire they say is the name of the star
(Glow Angel)
They bring you good news, or haven't you heard
When they fell from the star, a miracle occurred
(Carrie)
It really was no miracle
What happened was just this:
The sky began to switch, the room to pitch
And suddenly the bedposts started to unhitch
Just then the glitch, deciding on a switch
Went flying in an airplane looking to re-hitch
(Mike)
And oh what happened then was rich
(Angels)
The bed spun to bewitch, but then it took a slitch
It landed on the Austin Glitch in the middle of our niche
Which was not a healthy situation for the Austin Glitch
The bed spun to bewitch, but then it took a slitch
It landed on the Austin Glitch in the middle of our niche
Which was not a healthy situation for the Austin Glitch
Who began to twitch, and was reduced to just a stitch
Of what was once the Austin Glitch
(Lia)
We thank you very sweetly for doing it so neatly
(MomKimber)
You’ve killed him so completely
That we thank you very sweetly
(Glow Angel)
Let the joyous news be spread
The old Austin Glitch at last is dead
(Angels)
Ding-dong the Glitch is dead
Which old Glitch? The Austin Glitch
Ding-dong the Austin Glitch is dead
Wake up you sleepyhead
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up the Austin Glitch is dead
He’s gone where old lovers go
Below - below - below
Yo-ho, let’s open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding Dong’ the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Austin Glitch is dead
(Nancy)
As mistress of the Angel Haven
On the web site of the Angel Land
I welcome you most regally
(DiVA)
But we’ve got to verify it legally
To see…
(Nancy)
To see…
(DiVA)
If he…
(Nancy)
If he…
(DiVA)
Is morally, ethically
(MicheleB)
Spiritually, physically
(DazzLyn)
Positively, absolutely
(MN)
Undeniably and reliably dead!
(Joyce)
As Coroner, I thoroughly examined him
And he’s not only MERE-ly dead
He’s really most sin-CERE-ly dead
(Nancy)
Then this is a day of independence for all the Angels
And their descendants
Yes, let the joyous news be spread
The old Austin Glitch at last is dead
(Angels)
Ding-dong the Glitch is dead
Which old Glitch? The Austin Glitch
Ding-dong the Austin Glitch is dead
Wake up you sleepyhead
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up the Austin Glitch is dead
He’s gone where old lovers go
Below - below - below
Yo-ho, let’s open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding Dong’ the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Austin Glitch is dead
(Tracie, Kelbel, Rootie )
We represent the Angel Hug League
The Angel Hug League, the Angel Hug League
And in the name of the Angel Hug League
We wish to welcome you to Angel Land
(Spirit, Bradygirl)
We represent the Angel Cult Guild
The Angel Cult Guild, the Angel Cult Guild
And in the name of the Angel Cult Guild
We wish to welcome you to Angel Land
(Angels)
We welcome you to Angel Land
Tra la la la la la la la la la la la
(LeNea)
From now on you’ll be history
(Soapy)
You’ll be his…
(SFH)
You’ll be his…
(Vinnie)
You’ll be history
(Jan)
And we will glorify your name
You will be a bust…
(Bamby)
Be a bust…
(Abbey)
Be a bust…
(All)
In the hall of fame!
Tra la la la la la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la
We welcome you to Angel Land!!
(I know, this is a bunch of nonsense. But after someone talked about the image of the spinning house in the Wizard of Oz, and it landing on Austin, I couldn't get it out of my mind. So I spilled it here. Sorry I didn't have solo parts for everyone. 8-) Maybe next time...)
NOTE: This was written totally in jest. I'm not an Austin basher, and in no way wish any harm to come to him or his portrayer.
8-)