AUSTIN KEEP YOUR PANTS ON

Austin keep your pants on
We don't really want to see,
Anything you have to show us,
Anything above the knee.

Keep your pants on, keep your shorts on,
Please don't drop them to the floor;
Keep things covered, keep them hidden,
We can't handle seeing more.

Carrie really, where's your head at?
This can't be your fantasy!
To see Austin in those 'brief' things -
Oh, please listen to our plea!

Don't encourage, please don't help him,
Please don't tell him he looks hot;
We can't take it when this happens,
Turns our stomachs on the spot.

Listen Austin, stick with boxers
Because briefs we can't endure;
And please Austin, KEEP YOUR PANTS ON,
PLEASE DON'T SHOW US ANY MORE!!!