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Top 10 Reasons why Marching Band is better than Sex

• 10. You can't get pregnant from doing it
• 9. Girls in flashy outfits wave flags around you while you do it
• 8. You can video tape it and it's not considered pornographic
• 7. You can do it on Main Street and people will cheer for you
• 6. You can do it all week and not be sore
• 5. 200 people can participate comfortably
• 4. Your parents are proud of you for doing it
• 3. You won't care if your grandma sees you doing it
• 2. It's over in 15 mins. and you're still satisfied
• 1. It's physically possible for you to blow your own horn

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