No point stopping now, eh?
Damn it, doesn't anyone else wish the lads would pay some attention to us?
The first 37 here are from Kristin
701. Invite Daz and Dan over to your house for a game of Twister
702. Call Daz and scream "SUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE!!!"
703. Dress up like a troll and tell the guys to rub your stomach and make a
wish, once they do, laugh like the Pilsbury dough boy and run away
704. Dress up like a troll with black hair and red eyes, and stare at them
705. Dress up like a Troll and moon the guys (I'm starting to see a curious pattern here....)
706. Dress up like a Troll and Tickle them with your hair
707. Dress up like a troll and threaten to eat the guys if they cross over
your bridge (did someone say "YES PLEASE"?)
708. Dress up like a "savage garden" troll, dye your hair half white, half
black, one black eye once white eye, and have SG tattoos all over
709.
Dress up like a Darren troll with short hair, tight pants and a
microphone (this troll thing is a cult, ain't it?)
710. Dress up like a Dan troll with blonde spiky hair, and play the keyboard
711. Start a fire at a concert and run over to Darren screaming "I'll Save
you BABY!!!"
712. Start a fire at a concert and say to Darren "I dunno which is
hotter...you or the flames.."
713. Kill Obi and offer to be Darrens pet instead
714. Pinch Darrens Butt and act as if he pinched you
715. Tattoo Darren and/or Daniels name on your arm, then send them pictures
of it
716. Smack Darren in his face with an eraser chase him around with a
stapler....
717. Scream at a concert "Eminem! Eminem! We want Eminem!"
718. Scream at a concert "My name is... My name is... My name is SLIM
SHADY!!!!!!"
719. Go up to Darren and ask him if he got mad and ripped Pamela Lee's lips
off, kissed 'em and said I ain't no silicone was 'spose to be this
soft, like Slim Shady did
720. Sneak up next to the stage and tie Darrens shoelaces together
722. Scream "You make me feel like a natural WOMAN!!!!"
723. When you enter the building of the SG concert do cartwheels and scream
"YAHOOOOOOO!" [Like I did]
724. Throw beanie babies at them (nah, just throw Beanie at them *grin* Oops, in-joke!)
725. Throw Hershey Kisses at Dan
726. Dress up like Gumby at a concert and bend your body in weird un-human
like ways
727. Swallow swords and have everyone focus their attention on you and not
the guys
728. Walk up to Darren and ask if he wants a Banana Split, he's got the
banana,and you've got the split (now, now...)
729. Handcuff yourself to darren and swallow the key
730. Go to the concert in only body paint
731. Go to the concert naked and sing "Thank You" By Alanis Morissette
732. Get nose bleed seats and sue the guys for blood loss
733. Show up at a concert 9 hours early and ask "where is everybody"?
734. Drive off in their tour bus
735. Throw M&M's around and Scream "ATTACK OF THE KILLER M&M'S"!!!!
736. "Say to Darren "I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your
bed rock."
737. Say to Daniel "I miss my teddy bear. Would you
sleep with me"?
738. Say to Daz "I know milk does a body good, but
DARN, how much have you
been drinking?" (Let's hear it for Kristin!)
Here's the story of a girl named April....
739. Montrer à Darren le biographie (de il) ce tu écrit dans la classe de
français... (Show Darren the biography of him that you wrote in french
class... tell me how bad my french is!)
740. Give the boys some of your magic "hometown" recipe to smoke. (Viva Malanda!)
741. Find out where in NY Dazza lives, break into his apartment, put on his
clothes, and sit on his bed until he gets back. (Say you did it so he
wouldn't be jealous of Brad Pitt)
742. Tell Daniel how sexy his thumb is.
743. Run up with a cannonball, and then hand it to Darren, out of breath,
and run back to whence you came, get a cardboard Madonna, and run back
with her.
744. Send Darren an essay entitled, "Television Freak Show, Cops and Robbers
Everywhere: The Dangers of Watching too much Fox"
745. Ring Daniel and say, "I know who you are, what you are, I know where
you come from. There's nowhere to hide." and then hang up.
746. Science fiction double feature picture show... in the back row... oh
oh, o-o-oh... (it works on so many levels!) (Thank ye April!)
Keep them ideas rollin' in!
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