Buffy and Angelus giggled as they stumbled outta the bar. It was midnight and they were just thrown outta the town's bar for dancing on the tables. They had just celebrated their 1 week anniversary of living together, and Angelus suggested they have a few drinks. Now Buffy thought he meant a beer then go home, but what she didn't know is that when Angelus says he wants to drink, that means you DRINK, as in an all night bender. After Buffy had a few beers and Angelus had alot, they decided they wanted to dance the tallest outta everyone else dancing, and climbed on the tables. That's when the barkeep knew it was time to go.
"Angelus, the ground's moving again, let's sit."
"We should have killed that bar guy. Who the fuck does he think he is throwing out the great Angelus?!" he slurred out.
"I forgot to hunt, I'm such a bitch!" she said as she pulled out her stake.
"What's your stake's name, it wouldn't be proper to just use it without knowing its' name!" Angelus said knowingly.
"Kendra says to call it Mr. Pointy."
"Naww, you should call it a great name, don't insult it by calling it a pansy name like Mr. Pointy."
"You are correct! How about wood?" Both Angelus and Buffy started to giggle at the mention of wood.
"Hey Buffy you gotta wood," giggle, "that vampyre."
"Yes I do" Buffy said off-handedly.
"Fuck, the damn vampire learned to fly. It fucking disappeared!"
"You know what we should do? Get the vampire that's over there."
"That's a grand idea dammit! We should tie it down first---it could fly away."
"Shit, I don't have a rope! Oh well, I'll just knock his ass out."
Buffy and Angelus crept up behind the vampire and Angelus held him while Buffy knocked him out.
"Okay Angel, YOU stake him and I'll hold him down."
Angelus took the stake and stabbed.
"Uh Angelus, THAT'S his dick."
"I knew that, I just didn't want him to have any reason to live if he got away....."
After Angelus hit the heart, he got a look in his eye that could only be described as lust. "You know Buff, after all that hard work, I feel the need for a good fuck, how about you?"
Buffy just looked at him with her glazed eyes and smiled. She started to kiss him ruthlessly, their tongues explored every part of each other's mouth till Buffy broke off and said, "Ever fucked in a lake? We definitely should try that!"
"Whatever you say Slayer."
Buffy and Angelus went to the low cliff above the lake and had an idea: it was pretty deep down there and they could break anything...
Buffy and Angelus stripped themselves of the beer-stained clothes and helped each other as they jumped, kissing the whole way down. Once they hit the water they surfaced to the top and Angelus shook his head and Buffy gasped for breath.
"What a fucking rush!" Angelus exclaimed.
"Damn, I never thought in a million fucking years that I would jump naked off a cliff with a guy and then fuck in when I hit the lake. You bring out the bitch in heat within me."
Angelus didn't respond, instead he grabbed her and Buffy wrapped her legs around his waist instinctively as Angelus thrusted within her. At first it was slow and under control, but everything about her was wet, and he couldn't help pounding into her, each time he hit her body making a splash. The whole thing was too intense they both came together screaming each others names.
"Wow, I can't believe we did that!"
"Lets get outta the lake" Angelus said, suddenly realizing any mortal could see Buffy naked and wet from the lake.
Once Buffy and Angelus snuck back up to the cliff, grabbing each other's ass all the way up, they decided to lay down and watch the stars.
"Angelus, you wanna know why you are so damn cool?"
"Why baby?"
"Because I can say you suck and like really mean it! It wouldn't be an insult!"
"Whoa, trippy. I can say the same thing about you!" he said looking at her with an evil grin.
"Shut up ya old-ass man."
"Hey watch it with the age jokes, I may be an old fucker, but I have the body of a 25 year-old."
"That's the bitch of it, I'll get older and you'll just get more new ways to be a smart-ass."
"Life Sucks."
The End
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