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| hehehehhehehheh celticsimon
(18/M/Ireland) 9/26/00 6:00 pm
well done jonno. tell yer sister i said hello. is she availiable?!
tell me, how did she manage to shag during mass....?
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| joe and thierry jofusnb
9/27/00 6:02 am
oh my god it's like just such the cosiest pub here. i've missed it so much living here in france, so it's nice to get a taste of home. all it's short is a few tomatoes :)
salut simon - thierry ici you don t know me , but i see your photo and quand viens tu en france?
WELL THIERRY IS BEING A VERY QUIET BOY BY THE LOOKS OF IT!!!
i'd really just LOVE some tomatoes right now - but quand-même....
talk to you later feen - by the way, tried to get into hotmail just there - not working, and donc....
salut!!!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 144 by celticsimon
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| thierry, watch out for joe celticsimon
(18/M/Ireland) 9/27/00 3:09 pm
he a rare one this feen is. any news uder than that????? see u when u get home joe, dont forget to bring back some cheap french hussies, k?
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| EIRE! michaelmurphy44
(61/M/Manchester, Tennessee) 9/27/00 6:39 pm
Anybody like Murphy's Irish Stout? Tried it once neah Galway, and could not stand it! Much prefer Jameson"!
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so @#~*in' simple ya eegit jonnodadub
9/28/00 5:59 pm
celtictoss me sis ad em down the back where all the teenagers hang out n dey dont mind aslong as dey git entertainment durin it.
preist caught her and shes gettin "excumunicatad"
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which sounds fuuukin painful.
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| celtictoss? celticsimon
(18/M/Ireland) 9/29/00 2:47 pm
ah go kiss my muscles
This Is a Reply to: Msg 148 by jonnodadub
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| Jonnos nite out jonnodadub
9/29/00 6:42 pm
went down by da park tanite but stopped in ta see me mate wazza he works in da off licence. i picked up a naggin, a flaggin and 25 bottles of smirnofff ice (ill pay him back honest)
went down by the river and shagged a yungwan who was bazzas biatch so we fighted and i knifed him.
fuckin hilarious we pissed ourselves laughin like!
jonno
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| anyone about? celticsimon
(18/M/Ireland) 10/2/00 6:01 pm
hey, anybody about? any one want to strat something? (RAAAR!!!)
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| Jonno's Jokes jonnodadub
10/17/00 5:53 pm
diz place is like a beer keg on a mondae mornin............fuckin empty... are yez all dead or wha? well while im here ill tell some jokes i heard in da pub.............before i got kicked out:
why do brunettes take the pill?
wishful thinkin.
how do blondes part their hair?
they do the splits
what does sinead o connor do after drying her hair?
pulls up her knickers
what does W.I.F.E. stand for?
washin ironin feedin etc.
what d'ya call a woman with more than 1 brain cell?
pregnant.
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Come on all of ye, it's my round... agent_eire
(19/F/Ireland) 10/18/00 5:30 am
Yeah yeah go on then, what are ya having? Mine will be a large one, I need it after the morning I had...
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| what'll it be? celticsimon
(18/M/Ireland) 10/18/00 5:41 pm
hey agent, since when do women buy the drinks!?
(if yer single!!!!!) ill get ya a double aftershock. that do ya!?
This Is a Reply to: Msg 153 by agent_eire
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| Slainte agent_eire
(19/F/Ireland) 10/19/00 5:05 am
ah cheers simon, that went down well...ah come on now, it's my round for definite this time. Lets go Tequilas...right, ya ready...salt, Tequila, lemon...yahoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Jaysus, I feel better already :)
This Is a Reply to: Msg 154 by celticsimon
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| Domineatin da muzik world! jonnodadub
10/20/00 4:12 pm
Me n wazza and bazza wuz bord so we thought up up formin our own band (we wuzstoned at the time ya c) we wuz lissinin to eminem n limp biscuit n em so we decided to be a heavy metal rap/RnB band. but we realised that none of us is able ta play drums n gitars n shit but that never stopped westshite so wes gonna be a heavy metal rap/RnB BOYband. but we is gonna b cool not like a normal boyband and we wrote a song (again while we wuz high) it goes like dis:
lookin at da liffy
feelin fuckin iffy
bazzas fuckin me bitch
but dont care coz i has an itch
shit the elephant brigade is cumin
the liffy'z gonin all white
need more swear words : shite
we'z gonna keep it real
like a pokadot bananna peel
FUCK YOU BITCH
ya see we swear like limp n slim shady but write our songs when we is high like da beatles.
oh and dat george mikeal paid £1.5m on a fukin piano???
thick puff
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| Hello all it's been awhile since I've... vivayle
(21/F/traveling ask me where I ) 10/21/00 11:56 am
been here so I just stopped by to say hello..and see how evryone is doing. So hello and see ya later. Lydia
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Tequila? why not celticsimon
(18/M/Ireland) 10/21/00 7:39 pm
tis been a while, but ill accept da challenge, seeing as u are buying. jonno, what u up to, giving up a good job at the council for a preforming life? ah cmon know, u know that there will never be a boyband from ballmun...
This Is a Reply to: Msg 157 by vivayle
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| I'll take ya celtictoss... jonnodadub
10/24/00 6:02 pm
Yer sooooo fuuuuukin smart aren't ya? eh? just coz i is from ballymun doesn't mean i isnt gonna rule all ok - i mean look at all famous people - ronaaaaan puff from boyzone - ballymun michael flately - ballymun, tom crooze-ballymun, britney titties - ballymun.
ya see they claim ta be yank wnaks coz it aint "kool" in hollywood ta be from her but sure ive had britney titties b4 she wuz big ........and tom crooze but we wuz both drunk n i don wanna go inta it,
anyways back ta me heavy meatal rnb rap boyband (not boyband toss)
we have a name for ourselves ya see all the best acts are named after sweets n shit - MnM, limp BUISKAT ect so we are:
KUZ tard kreem
yeah - we'll rock and we ahve a new song (bazza writ ti while lookin at playboy under is sheets)
TAKE IT BITCH
SWOLLLOW IT WHORE
YAEH YA LIKES DAT?
oh shit.......
jonno.......
got a tissue
see tis bout givin it ta bitches n stuff
fuk u.
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| britney murphy. celticsimon
(18/M/Ireland) 10/28/00 3:28 pm
yeah right. gizza a few more lyrics before i make me mind up....
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| A New Celtic Club. bellshug67
(20/M/Glasgow Scotland) 11/6/00 8:28 am
Please join at:
http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/bellshugscelticfcsociety
Cheers
Paul
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| hey groupies saturn_pie
(16/F/UK) 11/16/00 5:30 am
Tis I k the apparent joint founder of this club. Therefore hear me as I say hey to all the dudes in this place. If this message makes any sence at all 'twill be a miracle.
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Re: hey groupies celticsimon
(18/M/Ireland) 11/17/00 3:06 am
did it make sense? no. but was it funny for us to laugh at ya? VeRy!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 162 by saturn_pie
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