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I'm here! mickkirby 6/6/00 6:11 pm O.k I've finally decided to post a message. Thats all . Cya'll soon
Green Cheese?? Are you fuuuuuckin mental jonnodadub 6/7/00 4:20 pm I don't have a fuuuuuuckin clue what yer wan was talkin bout with da green cheese but darlin' what ever yer on i want some. well tis been a while since i was chattin last but ive been busy. me and me mates are mad inta cars ( we can hotwire a fiesta in 3.6 secs flat....we timed it) so we saved for years to go to a grand prix (huh huh ...ya dont pronounce da x) so we saved enough ta go but then we spent it all on drink, got langered...borke a shop window or three slashed all tires in the area (we made da news). we were gonna go ta monte carlo, monaco but went ta mondello, dublin instead . it was shit.
Re: Green Cheese?? Are you fuuuuuckin me saturn_pie (15/F/UK) 6/8/00 3:31 am Yes dear, and I'm the one who's on something..... This Is a Reply to: Msg 82 by jonnodadub
tis easier to email celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 6/8/00 2:40 pm ill tell ya in the email. i am sure yet, i just know ill be in london for a few days before hand. ill ring you over the weekend....
Hello all. I'm Lydia. I'm american, but, vivayle (21/F/Central Indiana) 6/10/00 3:17 am of Irish and Welsh decent. I was just looking to talk to some people from Ireland now and then to maybe make me feel a little closer to the place that my ancestors were from. If you ever want to talk just IM me under my yahoo IDs Vivayle or Vayeja. You'll probably have better luck with the name Vayeja. Away hope to hear from you soon. Lydia
Re: Hello all. I'm Lydia. I'm american, celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 6/10/00 9:49 am Hey lydia. no problem about being american! hows the craic in indiana!? what kinda stuff you into..music, film, and stuff. just one word of warnin, watch out for jonnodub. he a rare one that fella is. This Is a Reply to: Msg 85 by vivayle
new too :) jeni97042 (27/F/OR) 6/10/00 7:43 pm hello, another american here...Scottish and Irish blood here. I came upon this club through a friend and decided to check it out. Hope to see you all sometime :) Jennifer
Hey Celticsimon vivayle (21/F/Central Indiana) 6/11/00 10:01 am Hey thanx for the welcome...I love sci-fi, I love watching The Twilight Zone, and vampire movies and books. I love to sing as a matter of fact I plan on becoming a singer...I love al sorts of films. The latest movie I've seen is The Fight Club, and I would say it's probably one of my favorite if not my very favorite movie...see ya around. Lydia This Is a Reply to: Msg 86 by celticsimon
jeni and lydia celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 6/11/00 1:13 pm hey jenny, what does od stand for?! (probably really obvious....) what are you into!? lydia: fightclub?havent seen it yet, but i heard its good... This Is a Reply to: Msg 87 by jeni97042
Re: jeni and lydia vivayle (21/F/Central Indiana) 6/11/00 9:24 pm CelticSimon The Fight Club is awesome I highly reccomend it. :-)Lydia This Is a Reply to: Msg 89 by celticsimon
Re: jeni and lydia jeni97042 (27/F/OR) 6/11/00 10:46 pm celticsimon...I had to laugh searchiong back to my post that your asking what od stands for. I had to read it 3 times to find od. I think your talking about me saying I have Scottish and Irish BLOOD in these veins :) hope I'm right there. What am I into? well...I just got out of the army in December, and am still trying to get my life straight again..lol, not much fun when you've been in forever. Also, I'm learning to play the bagpipes too. Been at that for the last 4 months now...to say the least, I'm doing entirely to much work right now to enjoy myself yet :)I think I'm getting to old to quick LOL we'll talk again Jennifer This Is a Reply to: Msg 89 by celticsimon View Replies to this Message
wot yous mean celtictit?!! jonnodadub 6/12/00 10:15 am "watch out to jonno hes a rare wan???" da last fella ta diss me , me homies or me bitch (god rest her soul poor thing wasn't ready fer muderhood.....and i suppose me ignorin her after i got her preggers did'nt help her suicidal tendencies) got guuuuutted right????????? any ways i wuz @ another funeral today....a joint wan. me drug dealer Eamo wuz gutted dother day by the lads ( caza bazza and gazza) . dey got im coz he wuz sellin us fukin sherbert. bastard. R.I.H (rot in hell) ......20 fuckin quid fer 5og of SHERBERT!!!!!...
Simon
sniffs shoe lint at every opportunity
is a living Saint
drinks his weight in cheap beer twice a night
has a theme song: Puft, The Magic Drag On
likes to be put on a pedestal so you can see his panties better
wears really lacy panties
has a beautiful smile
is WONDERFUL
is adorable
is incredibly intelligent
should marry me tomorrow
thinks the word chapstick refers to Cowboy penises
is a glue sniffer
is going to buy us all pizza once the pub closes down
should go to a college for the clinically insane
has already graduated from the college mentioned above
looks like a soup, but eats like a meal
can be gotten to the center of with three licks and a crunch
is a tease
kisses chickens when no one is looking
"pays his toll" to jonno daily
no, don't be ridiculous .. it's only once a week
is so evil he was forced to rent the confessional as a flat
no worse, because the bastard had the nerve to sublet
is going to kill me for this
loves turkey spam
is a dear, lovely lady
is a tea sipper
wears tap shoes
likes turnips
is the founder of the Online Irish Pub
blew up Greenpeace headquarters for not selling him an eighth
is a frewwwwwoooooowwww fruttering babe .. yeah!
Re: wot yous mean celtictit?!! discertion 6/12/00 3:16 pm da was nat-un loike da BASTRAT that sold me younger brudder foooking scit instead of sherbet. the poor fella just wanted a cheap sweet, an ended up in foooking hop-ital. jasus, whats ballbriggan comin to? (jonnadadub, im watching you, and celtictit [like it]) This Is a Reply to: Msg 92 by jonnodadub
the pair of yes... watch IT! celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 6/12/00 3:22 pm i dont appreciate being celtictit. well, maybe, but in another sense........*daydream* jenny.. i mean, o.r! as in your a/s/l? 27/f/or ?
Re: the pair of yes... watch IT! jeni97042 (27/F/OR) 6/12/00 9:07 pm celtic simon...its Oregon, sorry for the confusion This Is a Reply to: Msg 95 by celticsimon
Ooooh pretty..... saturn_pie (15/F/UK) 6/13/00 7:37 am Its gone all orange and yellow in here....pyschodelic man. Hey Simin blokey whatcha doing? I is bored and I wanna go home. Unfortunately I can't due to lessons. Sod.
ANYBODY SEE WHAT I STARTED?! celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 6/13/00 6:52 pm I wrote a message ina rival irish club, roight, and it sparked of a race war. deadly. im proud. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! BY THE WAY JENNY. i know, it was too obvious. someone kick me....
PEACE PEOPLE! la_pyro_chica (F/uk) 6/14/00 6:21 am OK so this may be a pub, but we don't need to have a drunken brawl do we? I shall see you soon Simon...so beware! (nah I'm lovely really, ask K).
Re: HEHEHEHE! clairejulianne 6/19/00 5:43 pm hey,claire here,got your invitation hope your on line wiyh me some night!!

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