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| Re: Is anyone from Cork, Ireland? the_god_of_liquid_silver
6/8/01 12:43 pm
Rand - Ruby that is, has a friend in Cork. But he isnt' from there. Let's go find everyone from Cork and invite them and then ask if they have relatives named Heather. Now there is a contest for ya!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 561 by jumper_72800
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| Hello there rubyrubyrubyrubus
6/8/01 12:57 pm
Ruby told me there is a contest where I might be able to see her ass. Not her exact words, but if it's true, count me in. What do I do?
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| Re: Contest finn_macool1
(30/M/Rochester, NY) 6/8/01 12:58 pm
lol....that sounds like fun. How about a second place prize for the member with the most outrageous pair of knickers?(assuming the pictures will not be nude, and we will also appease jackieblue's homophobic paranoia's?)
Settle down there "jacks"--->only a joke;)
Hello everyone! Very nice club, although rubytuesdayschild seems to do all of the messenging! Are any of our esteemed members in this little community from or live around the town of Cushendall? I have family there and I would love to hear from you.
Thank you,
Eric
"Ta na ballai eg eisteacht! Slan go foill !!"
This Is a Reply to: Msg 554 by rubytuesdayschild
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| Bye! celticsimon
(18/M/Ireland) 6/8/01 1:33 pm
whats this about the wall listening?! this aint bigbrother.... well, god liquid silvery guy, im from cork, but no heather realations im afraid... 3 DAYS UNTIL I SAY GOODBYE FOR THE SUMMER!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 568 by finn_macool1
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Re: Bye! finn_macool1
(30/M/Rochester, NY) 6/8/01 1:55 pm
lol....Big brother's always around us, at least here in "Ameika"! They, the US Government, monitor all transmissions for any possible Natiolnal Security threat. Land of the "Free" my arse!!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 569 by celticsimon
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| Re: Bye! rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/8/01 2:16 pm
Eeeek! You are from Cork. Tell the truth .. you've been spying on me, haven't you .. and reporting to the enemy. err .. I mean .. the lovely lad of which we've spoken. Ahcchhh .. and I thought Simon The Wonderful could be trusted.
Will miss you, Simon. Don't take any wooden nickels, any showers with Germans, wear your chastity belt whenever you go dancing, and spray with Lysol whenever you come home and you will be fine.
Same advice I gave to Jack when he got married!!!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 569 by celticsimon
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| Re: Bye! rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/8/01 2:18 pm
My lord ... and they have been working on cloning citizens to make Cyberetic Warriors out of again, I see!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 571 by finn_macool1
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| hi irishmen of all the worlddddd gdoldan
(26/M/Argentina) 6/8/01 4:11 pm
thank you maggie haha for invite me to this irish club, and let me introduce myself: iīm living in argentina , iīm student and letīs make an irish world!
letīs drink a beer in the moe tavern !
see you
bad boy
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| Air 2 da thrown jonnodadub
6/8/01 4:33 pm
roight seen as celtictoss is leavin, yer man joe seems to be in hibernation and im the only actiive member left,i am takin control.fuuuurst of all the colours changin from green ta blu for DUBLA!!!!
2nd of all tis no longer the online pub tis now jonnos crib.
yers sin-seer-lee
yer boss
jonno
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Re: Air 2 da thrown rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/8/01 6:20 pm
Yeah right, baby .. and when do the whips and chains get broke out?
So, hmm .. now do we send pics of our asses to you? All of a sudden the contest got a bit frightening to contemplate
Did you like the jokes and stories????
This Is a Reply to: Msg 575 by jonnodadub
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| Re: Air 2 da thrown maggie_haha
6/8/01 6:26 pm
Oh I say, that's bullshit
I say elect Ruby as the Queen Babe of this little club. I call for a revolution. She's been working her ass off to keep us entertained .... where's the guillotines when we need them???
Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby
Only she is kind of shy and her nipples got hard when she read your message, so maybe she's not the one after all
This Is a Reply to: Msg 575 by jonnodadub
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| Contest oohoohoohjackieblue
(35/M/Alaska) 6/8/01 6:38 pm
I shall have to take myself out of the contest. One of the butts is mine and I will leave it, but I already know who all the other ones belong to too. So, if you wanna send your butts to me I will post them anonymously and keep track of whose they are, etc. ... or de Boss can do it.
You know, Johno, Ruby already has a man who calls himself The Boss. See .. he is even legible. Of course, there is more than one side to every woman. If you know what I mean.
I posted a pic. About to get another one to post. Anyone have any hand lotion???
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| Number 4 oohoohoohjackieblue
(35/M/Alaska) 6/8/01 7:01 pm
I know I overdid it on one of the contestants but the opporunity was there and . .damn ... damn .. damn ... so was my wife!
I happen to be very attached to that ass. Or wish I was!
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| Oh yeah .. the point .. uhm ... oohoohoohjackieblue
(35/M/Alaska) 6/8/01 7:03 pm
fuck it all Johno .. how do I get a hold of you to let you know whose ass is whose? Huh Huh ???? Or should I just keep the list to myself???
And when do we get to see ya boss de women around .. I want to see you get your ass beat when you try to tell Ruby where to go.
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Re: Air 2 da thrown rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/8/01 7:13 pm
No no .. I understand .. none of these boys could handle a woman on top
Stop talking about my nipples
This Is a Reply to: Msg 577 by maggie_haha
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| Re: Contest rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/8/01 7:15 pm
Oh my god .. and sex freaks of the world UNITE .. geez!!!
Nipples, and sides, and butts oh my! Nipples, and sides, and butts .. oh my!!
Why are we sexually harassing me? Where is Simon The Wonderful? Help!!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 578 by oohoohoohjackieblue
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| Come to think of it .. . rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/8/01 7:17 pm
If you put Simon and Johno together they would be just about the right age for me .. lol
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| Make no bones about it hot4urubydew
6/8/01 8:12 pm
I am only joining this club because I heard Ruby's naked ass will be featured. Damn is she one hot hunny. Sexy, sexy, sexy. I could tell you things about her that would make your toes curl
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| Uhmm .. . scifihotbitch
6/8/01 8:41 pm
I join a club only to find that the Founder is leaving? That doesn't bode well, does it? And who is the leather clad freak waiting to whip us all .. oh, HI RUBY! Didn't recognize you with the mask on
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Link for Simon The Wonderful .. goodbye! rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/9/01 11:53 am
http://wsp3.wspice.com/~dpannell/beatles/icallurn.htm
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