Title: Proxy
Author: kbk
Disclaimer: "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", “Angel” and all characters are owned by Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy and various other people and companies. Not me. I make no money from this.
Rating: R
Summary: Missing scene: "Him" (7-6). Xander and Spike in the apartment. Non-con slash.

We've fucked by proxy, you know.

What?

When you fucked Anya, you fucked me by extension.

I don't... but... what... And?

I won't fuck someone I don't know. I only know two potential girls. They've both had you, so whichever I do, I'll still be fucking you by proxy. So I figure, cut out the middleman.

But... you... you're straight.

One mouth is as good as another and I don't have to worry about suffocating you. Come on, Spike, open up. Don't tell me you never went down on your knees for Angelus. Yeah... Pay for your room. Suck me.