
"Ladies and germs, this is Howlin' Chris Harrison,
bringing you the oldies from way back on this, the
night of all nights for you spookers and spookettes
out there in San Diegooo!! Comin' up right here and
now, we got ourselves a little classic I'm sure will
have a lot of toes tappin' in their coffins! Sit back
and... enjoy!"
I tossed my empty coffee cup at the dashboard,
watching with disinterest as it bounced off the
plastic and careened towards the floor at my feet. I
laid my head back against the headrest as an
appropriately spooky song began playing over the
radio.
"I was working in my lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld a eerie sight..."
Hobbes chewed on his toothpick and muttered, changing
the next line of the song to, "A quicksilver mad
Fawkes looking for a shot."
"That doesn't even fit," I grumbled, looking out the
window.
"Gotta keep ourselves entertained, Fawkes. The
Official puts us on stakeout, we go where he points
to. No questions."
"C'mon, Hobbes! It's Halloween! Don't you think we
should be having... I don't know... fun?!"
Hobbes drummed his fingers on the dashboard. "You
think I didn't think of having fun tonight, Fawkes? I
got partnered with a friggin' invisible man! I've been
planning this night since August! I'm as bummed as you
are, my friend!"
I smiled. "Oh, yeah? What kinda plans did you have?"
Hobbes shrugged, leaning against his door. "Let's
just say it involved a rubber chicken, tomatoes and
China."
"The country or the dishes?"
"The dishes," Hobbes said, rubbing the bridge of his
nose. "'Course, I woulda had to involve The Keeper. It
woulda taken a *lot* of quicksilver."
"C'mon, c'mon, spill, man! What were you planning?"
Hobbes suddenly sat up straight, looking ahead at the
building we had been staring at for the past two
hours. "We got movement, Fawkes... eleven o'clock..."
I looked at my watch. "No, it's past midnight."
Hobbes glared at me. "That joke is so tired..."
"Sure, sure, not as tired as I am... whaddaya say we
bag this guy and go home? To sleep. Ah, to sleep..."
"Sounds good to me." Hobbes popped open his door as
quietly as possible and dropped to the gravel, making
his way towards the chain link fence a few yards up.
Towering over us was a giant anamatronic chicken,
it's head illuminated by countless spotlights.
Underneath the monstrous chicken were the words
"ARKOFF EGGS! That's All Yolks!" in bright,
cartoon-ish letters.
As I slipped under the fence, I thought back to the
Official's office... thinking about being assigned
this on the spookiest day of the year...
*~*~*
I dropped into my chair, crossing one leg over the
other as Eberts moved slowly behind the Official's
chair. The windows were darkened by the ever-present
rainclouds, the panes attacked by falling raindrops.
As Hobbes entered the room, a flash of lightning
exploded, illuminating the room for a brief moment.
The lettering on the brown Department of Fish and Game
sign jumped with the bolt. Eberts jumped as well,
holding a file folder to his chest like a talisman as
he eyed the windows. The Official was, as usual,
stoic.
Hobbes walked to the window and leaned against the
pane. "Aw, chief! Look at this! The perfect Halloween
night!" He walked over to my chair, pointing in my
general direction. "And I got me an
honest-to-goodness, real life ghost here!"
The Official raised his hand and Hobbes immediately
shut up. "Gentlemen, I called you here for a
reason..."
I melodramatically said, "One of you here... is the
killer!"
The Official glared at me. "This isn't one of your
cheesy movies, Fawkes. An old friend has asked me to
do him a favor. I naturally agreed."
Hobbes and I both said, "Naturally."
Eberts glanced nervously at the window as he placed
the file folder on the desk in front of the Official.
"Mr. David Arkoff, founder and president of Arkoff
Eggs, has asked that we look into a chicken thief."
"Chicken thief, chief?" Hobbes asked.
The Official nodded. "Arkoff has one of the largest
supplies of fertile chickens in California. Someone
has been sneaking into his facility at night and
kidnapping several chickens at a time. Their carcasses
are usually found a few miles away, buried in a
makeshift grave. All have been mutilated."
Eberts picked something up from the file. "We have
photographs of recovered chickens."
I winced. "Ew... no, thanks. I'd never be able to eat
KFC again." I snapped my fingers. "The colonel! Have
you checked him out?"
"He has an alibi," Hobbes said.
"What's that?"
"An alibi?" Hobbes said. "It's an excuse for why he
didn't do the murder."
"I know what an alibi is, what is Colonel Sanders'
alibi?"
"He's dead."
I looked at the Official. "Helluvan alibi..."
Eberts handed Hobbes a map. "This is the location of
Arkoff's main chicken ranch. You are to stake it out
and report any findings."
I flicked the paper. "Right. We'll get right on this
tomorrow night."
"Ah, ah," The Official said. "You're heading out
now."
"Now? C'mon, man, it's raining! And it's Halloween."
"Now," the Official grimaced.
I sighed. "What about my quicksilver? I'm already six
segments..."
The door at the back of the office was flung open
suddenly and Claire stepped in, needle in hand. She
was wearing the typical long white lab coat and one of
those round mirrors on her forehead. Lighting flashed,
flickering off the tip of the needle as she struck a
pose. I raised an eyebrow.
Hobbes blinked. "Whoa... enter the mad scientist."
The Keeper smiled. "Stop it. I was called in from a
costume party. Now... someone here is in need of a
fix?"
*~*~*
Under the piercing glare of Arkoff's neon chicken,
Hobbes and I slipped onto the property. The building
that housed the majority of the chickens stood about
fifty yards away across an empty parking lot. Hobbes
and I were watching the far corner, the only area not
lit by security lights. A small, shadowy figure was
making it's way across the lot. It kept mostly to the
shadows, but I could tell that it was about four feet
tall and hunched over.
"Hobbesy, that's gotta be a kid... look how small it
is!"
"Shh," Hobbes hissed. "Kid or no, he's trespassin' on
private property."
"Need I remind you... so are we?"
"Shh!"
The kid moved across the shadowy parking lot, looking
over his shoulder every few steps. Hobbes reached back
and patted my arm. "Looks like it's time for the
see-through stuff," he suggested.
I nodded and moved towards the moving shadow of the
kid. As I moved, I covered my body with the chilled
essence of quicksilver. I approached the kid as
stealthily as I could, pausing every now and then to
mask the sound of my footsteps. I finally came up
directly behind the kid.
Suddenly, he turned and took a swipe at me, his
fingers narrowly brushing my nose. I fell back,
holding in a gasp of surprise. The kid stopped,
scanning the parking lot for his attacker. The fact
that I was nowhere to be seen must have thrown him for
a loop, no matter how good his hearing was.
He straightened slightly. He was still smaller than
me; about four, four and a half feet. He clenched his
fists and sniffed the air. Before I could figure out
what he was doing, he launched himself at me. Small
though he was, the muscle behind his jump was enough
to topple me. I landed with a thud on the asphalt,
knocking the air from my lungs and the quicksilver
from my body.
The kid looked at me, shock and wonder passing over
his face in quick succession. Finally, he growled and
snapped at me, his teeth nipping my neck. He hissed in
Hobbes' direction and pulled himself off of me. He
dashed across the parking lot in the direction he had
come. I sat up, watching him go. Hobbes burst out of
the shadows, brandishing his gun. "Freeze! Hold it
right there, kid! Stop!!"
The kid was gone in no time. Hobbes holstered his
weapon and moved over to me. "You okay, Fawkes? How'd
he know you were there?"
I shook my head. "Kid couldn't have been more than
twelve... right? He was... he was around twelve..."
"I didn't get a good look," Hobbes admitted. "Why?
What's the big deal? So he's twelve."
I blinked, shaking my head. "He had facial hair,
Hobbes. That kid had a full beard!"
"Are you kiddin', Fawkes?"
I didn't answer, instead pulling myself up and
running in the direction the hairy kid had disappeared
in. In the shadows ahead, I could hear the sound of
running footsteps that matched mine. I called to
Hobbes over my shoulder, "Do you have a flashlight?"
A beam shot out almost immediately, scanning the
shadows ahead. Frustrated at chasing darkness, I
quicksilvered my eyes and immediately saw in a
different spectrum. Ahead, I could see the small,
running shape. I smiled and said, "Got him, Hobbesy!"
I took off again, wiggling under the chain link fence
and finding myself in heavy woods. The kid was
scrambling up the hill a few yards away. "Hey, kid! I
don't want to hurt you! I just want to talk!" I
followed him up the hill, eager to get my hands on the
fleeing child.
The hill evened out and the kid was once again on
foot. After he took a few running steps, he dropped to
all fours and began running like a wild dog. Suddenly,
to my left, I spotted someone else making their way
through the shrubbery towards us... and this one had a
gun. Looking at the retreating wolf-like kid, I turned
and began running towards the gunman. "Hey! Hey, who's
there?"
The gun was brought up, leveled at me. I blinked the
quicksilver off of my eyes and found myself in
all-consuming darkness. A flashlight beam hit me in
the face. "FBI. Who're you and what are you doing
here?"
Hobbes suddenly appeared at my side, out of breath.
"Federal agents. Department of Fish and Game."
The FBI agent lowered his light. "F&G? You gotta be
kidding me."
Hobbes hooded his eyes, squinting into the flashlight
beam. "Jonesy? Is that you?"
The agent shined the light on his own face. "Special
Agent Fox Mulder."
I smiled. "Get outta here, your name is Fawkes, too?"
Hobbes flashed his badge and ID. "Agents Hobbes and
Fawkes... We're out here investigating the theft of
several chickens from Arkoff Eggs. You know anything
about that?"
"No," Mulder admitted, "but I do know what's stealing
the chickens."
"Oh?" Hobbes said. "What?"
"A werewolf."
Hobbes scoffed, turning around and taking a few
steps. "You've gotta be kiddin' me. You sure you're
FBI?"
Mulder glared at Hobbes. "You sure you're Department
of Fish and Game? Look, I'm one of the agents assigned
to the X-files to investigate strange or paranormal
activity."
Hobbes laughed. "X-files?! Geez, Jonesy and I use to
joke about... wait... Spooky Mulder?!"
Mulder rolled his eyes and sighed, looking over his
shoulder.
"Why do they call you Spooky?"
"Cause I am," he said. "I investigate UFOs, alien
lifeforms and the like. But what I'm out here looking
for is evidence of a half-man, half-wolf creature who
was spotted in a barn a few miles away trying to make
off with a couple of cows."
"Wait, I think I saw that thing. Looked like a kid
with a full-beard."
"A kid?" Mulder asked. "You mean... the earlier
accounts were of a full-grown creature. If it's
procreated, there would have to be a mother and
father. A family of werewolves..."
I sighed. "Peachy." I rubbed my neck where the
dog-boy had bitten me. Suddenly, I realized. "Uh...
you said... it was a werewolf?"
"Right," Mulder nodded.
"We may have a problem..."
---
I lay on my regular slab in the Keeper's Keep, my
feet propped up on the end of the chair. I rubbed my
face absently, noticing that I had grown a healthy
beard. "This, uh... this is normal, right?" I asked.
Mulder had returned to the Agency with us, bringing
along his attractive partner Dana Scully. They were
examining some of Claire's animals as Hobbes milled
around aimlessly. Mulder sighed. "It depends on the
type of werewolf you're dealing with. I mean, some
display symptoms of being a lycanthrope once a month,
hence the urban legend about full moons and the like.
Some display rapid hair growth, while others actually
become completely wolf-like with four paws, snout and
tails. It's hardly the Lon Chaney picture."
Hobbes muttered, "Don Chaney."
"Pardon me?" Mulder said.
"Don Chaney. The actor who played the wolfman was Don
Chaney."
Mulder frowned. "Pretty sure it was Lon..."
Hobbes rolled his eyes. "Whatever, boss."
The door opened and Claire finally arrived. "Okay,
I've abandoned my party twice tonight. What is so
bloody important that... oh, my God, Darien! What
happened?"
I picked up an empty instrument tray and looked at
myself. My hair had grown a little, the ends drooping
to frame my face. My cheeks and chin were covered with
a thick blanket of coarse, brown hair. "I got bit,
Keep."
"A bite would hardly cause this amount of hair
growth," she said, casting a confused glance at Mulder
and Scully.
"Oh, really? I happen to remember one bite causing
some problems for me a few weeks back. Or did I just
get really old because of an allergic reaction."
Hobbes cleared his throat, subtly pointing at the FBI
agents. "Nee' t' know," Hobbes coughed.
I rolled my eyes. "Can you help me out here, Keep?"
"I'm not sure," she said, preparing a syringe. "I'll
need a blood sample to determine what caused this. I
may not have an answer for you until tomorrow
morning."
"Great. So until then, I'm playin' the part of
Scooby-Doo here."
The doors to the Keep slid open once more, depositing
Eberts and the Official. Even in my dire condition, I
had to supress a smile at the sight. Eberts was
dressed in an immaculate suit, complete with vest and
bowler cap. His face and hands were painted white to
emulate a black-and-white TV show or movie. The
Official was wearing the same kind of outfit, except
he had a small black mustache painted over his upper
lip.
Hobbes snickered, "What're you two suppose to be?"
Eberts adjusted his jacket. "I am portraying the
legendary screen actor Stan Laurel. The Official has
agreed to be my faithful sidekick Oliver Hardy."
Claire smirked. "Very nice, boys."
"Now," The Official said. "What's the prognosis on
Agent Fawkes?"
Mulder stepped forward. "I believe your Agent Fawkes,
was attacked by a lycanthrope or, in layman's terms, a
werewolf. In accordance to myth and legend, he himself
is becoming a werewolf."
The Official smirked, "The, ah, howling at the moon
version?"
"Well, just because someone has the physical
attributes of a wolf doesn't mean they actually pick
up the characteristics of a wolf."
I glanced at Mulder's partner, a pretty redhead in a
business suit. She seemed more interested in Claire's
snake, Lucinda, than what we were talking about. "You
seem awfully quiet, Agent Scully."
She sighed, crossing her arms over her chest. "I just
refuse to believe that there are people out there
running around acting like wolves."
Mulder pointed at me. "How do you explain that,
Scully? The man is becoming a wolf before your very
eyes! How do you explain that?"
She shrugged. "I knew a boy in high school who could
grow a mustache overnight..."
Mulder rolled his eyes.
Claire muttered, "What? That can't be right..."
I turned to her, giving her my full attention. "What?
What is it?"
She looked at me, then at Mulder and Scully. "Could
we, ah, have a little privacy, please?"
"Something wrong?"
"No, not at all... just sensitive case matters, is
all."
Hobbes took Mulder by the arm and said, "Let's go,
pal. I'll give you the grand tour of the Agency."
"Sounds like fun," Mulder murmured, glancing at
Scully as they were ushered out.
Once the Keep doors shut once more, I turned to
Claire and immediately asked, "Is something wrong with
the gland?"
"I'm not sure, but..." She lifted my arm and showed
me my monitor. "Aw, crap." The snake was almost
entirely filled; only two green segments remained. As
she prepared my shot, I looked at the monitor. "How
could it be so full? I didn't use that much
quicksilver..." I quickly thought back over my
invisibility that night. I had turned invisible to
chase the wolf kid, used it on my eyes to track him...
for all intents and purposes, I should've only had two
*red* segments. "I only turned invisible once! Not
counting my eyes..."
"Well, it got used up somehow... and this facial hair
thing could also be a reaction to an overactive
gland."
"What? This... this hair growth thing is related to
the gland?"
"It could be," she muttered, filling a syringe with
counteragent. "The bite may have caused an adverse
reaction... And there have been reports of rapid hair
growth in relation to the gland."
"Really?" I frowned. "When?"
"Never mind," she said. She turned and prepared a
vein on my arm. As she slipped the needle into my arm,
I hissed and looked away.
Suddenly, Hobbes burst back into the room with Mulder
and Scully in tow. "Chief! We got confirmation of
another break-in at Arkoff Eggs. The perp has been
trapped inside. What're your orders?"
The Official nodded, "Hobbes, I want you..."
"Ahem," Eberts said.
"What?" the Official sighed.
Eberts adjusted his tie. "I believe we had an
arrangement tonight, *Ollie.* Stan was the boss of
Laurel and Hardy, so..."
The Official rolled his eyes. "This isn't some stupid
Halloween party, Eberts!"
"Now, now," Eberts snapped. "I'll give the reprimands
around here." The Official turned and made a
throttling motion with his hands. Eberts ignored it
and turned to Hobbes. "Robert, you and Fawkes
accompany the FBI to Arkoff Eggs and apprehend the
wolf-boy. Bring him back here and we will detain him
in the basement."
Hobbes nodded. "Let's go, Fawkes!"
I slipped off the bed and glanced at Claire. "How
long until I need another shot?"
She checked her watch. "You only turned invisible
once and it's only been three and a half hours since
your last shot... I'd be careful if I were you."
From the hall, I heard, "FAWKES!"
I shrugged into my jacket and backed out of the room.
"Happy Halloween, Keep. Try not to get too scared..."
---
Arkoff Eggs still had the flourescent chicken
rotating on the roof, still had the insanely
easy-to-penetrate chain link fence around it. Nothing
was different. If not for the phone call alerting us
to the criminal, we would never have known the
building was under a lock-down. A guard let us in the
main gate, a nice diversion from crawling underneath
the fence to gain access.
We parked the van next to a security car and climbed
out, our faces illuminated by the flashing red and
blue lights. The security chief approached us, looking
warily at the hair growing on my hands and face.
"What's the story with the hairball?"
I sighed. "Forget about me... where's the kid?"
The chief motioned at the building behind him.
"Somewhere inside. He got away from the section where
we were holding him, but he hasn't left the building.
He's probably found some kind of hidey-hole to crawl
into."
Hobbes nodded. "We'll sniff him out. Let's go,
folks."
As we approached the door, Mulder said, "Okay, Agent
Hobbes and Fawkes, take the west side of the building.
Scully and I..."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa," Hobbes said. "Who put you
in charge here? I believe that *my* agency gave *you*
the tip on where this little bugger could be found. If
anyone is in charge, it's me!"
Mulder rolled his eyes. "Okay. What's your plan?"
Hobbes chewed his lip for a moment. "You go on the
west side, Fawkes and I will take the east. We'll work
our way to the middle."
Mulder smiled a fake smile. "Genius plan. Lead the
way."
Scully rolled her eyes and followed us inside.
---
Hobbes and I split up almost immediately after
entering the building. I went up a service ladder and
pulled myself up onto a catwalk. As I started down the
shaky platform, I pulled down my watch and checked my
wrist. Five segments already filled. "What?! Aw,
crap..." As I watched, a sixth segment filled. I
turned, heading back to the ladder. I was either going
to need a vial of counteragent or I was going to be
locked in the padded room. Either way, I was not going
to be looking for a wolf boy.
As I neared the ladder, I heard a low growling behind
me. I turned in time to see a small form launch out of
the shadows toward me. It hit me in the middle of the
chest, knocking me against the railing. Sharp teeth
nipped at my wrist as the kid growled and barked like
a miniature schnauzer. I pushed the dog-wolf-boy off
and managed to free myself from his snapping jaws. I
turned and heaved myself over the railing, dropping to
the floor about ten feet below and rolling. I heard
the wolf boy chasing after me and did the only thing I
could. I went see-through.
As soon as the chilly substance covered me, I felt an
aching at the back of my neck. Whatever that kid had
done to me, I had the feeling it was doing a real
number on my poor gland. Putting aside all thoughts of
going mad, I managed to pull myself to my feet and
stumbled to my left. The wolf boy was slowly searching
the area where I had landed, pausing every now and
then to sniff the air. I winced, feeling pain shooting
down my spine from the gland, mingling with the pain
emanating from my shoulder due to the fall.
The kid turned, looking straight at me. He growled
again and pounced. I stepped out of the way,
side-stepping his attack. He got a mouthful of plaster
for his troubles. As he was regrouping, I turned and
dashed down the small corridor I suddenly found myself
in. I shoved open a heavy metal door and found myself
confronted with a roomful of flying white feathers.
Thousands of chickens greeted me by pronouncing
"Bawkbawk bawk BAWK!"
Glancing over my shoulder, I saw little Eddie Munster
running after me and realized I had no choice. I
dashed into the 'birthing' room where a multitude of
chickens were either laying eggs or preparing to. I
tried not to think about the fact that one day,
thousands of people would sit down to breakfast made
possible by these very eggs. I knelt and grabbed a
handful, careful not to break the shells.
I turned and saw wolfie lurching through the flying
feathers. I heaved a handful of eggs at him. The
shells shattered, covering his face with yolk. The kid
yelped, pausing and trying to uncover his eyes. I
tried to take advantage of his distraction, but it was
too late. A spike of pain shot from the back of my
skull to the frontal lobe of my brain. I dropped to my
knees, gasping as the quicksilver poison in my system
began to reach fatal levels... madness levels.
---
Hobbes kicked open the fourth and final locker, only
to find it empty as well. He sighed and lowered his
gun. "Friggin' wolf kids." He sighed and turned, ready
to meet up with Fawkes again. Suddenly, two object
smacked against the windows high on the wall of the
building. Hobbes pulled his gun and scanned the
ceiling. Two sets of pounding footsteps hurried along
the roof of the building and directly over Hobbes'
location. Realization suddenly dawned on him; if the
werewolf they had trapped was just a kid...
He swallowed and said, "Mom and Pop just showed up
for their little boy. Aw, crap."
---
The quicksilver flaked off of me as soon as the pangs
of madness began to course through my body. The
egg-faced wolf crept up behind me, growling low in his
throat. I spun around, straightening as I turned. The
kid stopped, surprised by this bold move. My eyes were
burning a bright red. I grinned an evil grin and said,
"Happy Halloween, wolfenstein." I grabbed a handful of
the wolf-kid's hair and hurled him backwards. He
landed with a thud on the floor, about ten feet away
from the door.
"Tables have turned. Prey becomes predator, predator
becomes prey. Gotta love it..."
The kid scrambled to his feet and made a break for
the door. I took off after him. Arkoff Eggs had a very
screwed-up interior designer, I soon realized. The
east side was devoted to about a dozen 'egg chambers,'
which is where the chickens actually laid their eggs.
The wolf kid, realizing he had stumbled onto a worthy
adversary, was interested only in escape.
I, on the other hand, was focused on bringing this
little snot down. I wanted blood and I wanted it
*now*! The kid bobbed and weaved, dashing through egg
chamber after egg chamber, trying to lose me in the
cloud of feathers that hung over our heads. Luckily, I
was better than he gave me credit for.
As we broke through the final egg chamber, I spotted
Hobbes standing on the opposite end with his gun
ready. "Hobbesy," I laughed. "Hey, Hobbes, here comes
the kid! Right towards you!"
Hobbes searched the feathers, spotting movement among
the mass. He moved into firing position, then called
out, "Freeze, kid! We know you're in there!"
The door behind me opened and Mulder and Scully
entered, also with their guns prepared. The kid
stopped between us and the entire room acquired a very
eerie feel.
In the center of the room, a hair-covered quicksilver
mad agent and a hairy child.
On one side, there were two FBI agents with guns
drawn, their aim focused on the child in the center of
the room.
On the other, Hobbes had noticed the amber tint to my
eyes and had trained his weapon on me. I didn't have a
weapon, so I lashed out and grabbed the kid, holding
him against my chest. I looked back and forth between
the three federal agents who had their guns on me. I
chuckled. "Now *this* is a cliche... Who's gonna shoot
first? Huh?"
My question would go unanswered.
The skylight above us suddenly shattered, raining
down shards of glass and wood from the windowframe. I
ducked out of the way of the sharp-edged rain, losing
my grip on the wolf kid as I fled. The kid dashed
forward, trying to hide himself among the chickens.
Mulder and Scully both adjusted their aim, locking
onto the two large objects tumbling through the
destroyed skylight. Hobbes, on the other hand, rushed
to my side and slipped a small tranquilizer gun from
his boot. I looked at the red tip of the dart and
said, "Where'd that come from, Hobbesy?"
"Be prepared, my friend." He jabbed me in the neck
with the dart, knocking me cold until I could get some
counteragent. As my vision faded, I saw the two
intruders land on all fours a few feet ahead of me.
They had hands and feet like humans, but their faces
were distinctly canine and their bodies covered with
fur. One of them turned and looked at me as I passed
out.
---
Around ten am, I finally came to in the Keep. Claire
had her back to me, performing some experiment. I
groaned and said, "How long was I out?"
She turned, smiling. "Almost seven hours. How're you
feeling?"
"Like Buffy the Vampire Slayer used my head as a
punching bag... ugh... what happened?" I rubbed my
forehead and noticed that it and my hand were both
devoid of hair. Well... devoid of *excess* hair, I
should say. "Keep? You cured me?"
"Not hardly," she smiled, slipping onto a stool next
to my chair. "Would you like to hear the full story or
the Reader's Digest version?"
"Um... Digest, please."
"Okay... the mum and pop wolf showed up last night
and interrupted what I am told was a very heated
chase. They were interested only in saving their
child, but Agent Mulder convinced them to revert to
human form so they could talk."
"Wow... he must be some negotiator."
"I believe he was rather persuasive... he held the
child wolf until they agreed. Anyway, he asked if
there was a way your condition could be revered. The
mum wolf claimed that transformation would not have
been so pronounced this early unless there was an
unknown catalyst at work."
"The gland."
"Precisely! So, the mum and pop nipped you again and
gave you some sort of wolf hormone to reverse the
process."
"So... I'm not hairy anymore?"
"Nope."
"What about Arkoff Eggs? Are the wolf-people in
custody?"
"They agreed to go back to Washington with Mulder and
Scully, but..."
"But?"
She sighed. "They managed to escape in Kansas. Mulder
believes they won't cause any problems for fear of
being caught and, on our side, Arkoff Eggs is no
longer going to be robbed of it's chickens." She
shrugged. "I suppose you could say... we won."
I looked at my arm. "The, uh... gland? It's okay,
right?"
"I've been monitoring your condition. The gland
appears to have returned to normal. You won't need
another shot for a few days, at least."
I sighed. "Well... I guess you couldn't ask for a
more appropriate Halloween case, huh, Keep?"
"You could," she shrugged. "But I don't think you'd
enjoy the consequences."
I slipped off of the chair and walked out of the
Keep. The funny thing about it is that when we were
kids, Kevin always wanted to trick-or-treat as the
wolfman. Me? I usually went for the obvious. I was
usually a ghost.
End
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