STAR WARS DRINKING GAME

RULES:
1) Grab your favorite drink (non-alchoholic) and lots of it, as well as any one of the movies.
2) Watch the movie and follow the cues on this list.
3) That's it. Now read the stupid list.


Someone has a bad feeling about this.

It's there only hope.

An entire planet is described as having one climate.

Sombody gets choked

A woman other than Leia is on the screen.

An old Jedi starts to ramble about the force. (Vader counts.)

Somebody's hand gets cut off.

A gigantic technical marvel explodes in a single blast.

There is a tremor in the force.

It's not someone's fault.

One or more heros are eaten by a Thing.

A Jedi is more powerful than he looks.

Someone exclaims, "NO!"

Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea.

*Twice if it's not Han.

Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies. (It counts if they change at the end.)

Someone is mind-controlled using the force.

People kiss.

A good guy wears white, or a bad guy wears black.

*Twice if vice-versa. (For uniforms. Only the first person on the screen counts.)

**Three times if someone hovering in-beetween wears gray.

Every time you find yourself talking to people on the screen.

An elaborately made up alien has no lines.

Someone, or something tries to get money from Han.

Some ship crashes into something after being hit.

Someone uses a lightsaber.

An Ewok dies, and the camera lingers longer than it did when the Death Star exploded killing billions of people. (Fourteen seconds.. Count 'em.)

It's Luke's destiny.

Luke whines.

Luke discovers a long-lost relative.

Luke fights monsters or savages.

Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip.

Luke teeters on the on the brink of some chasm.

Luke is upside-down.

Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time.

*Twice if they talk to one another.

Luke refuses to take someone's advice.

Luke's parentage is forshadowed.

Leia insults somebody.

Leia wears an outfit that covers everything but her face and hands.

*Twice if it covers her neck.

**Three times if she's almost totally nude.

Obi-Wan materializes for a guest appearance.

Obi-Wan plays detective. ("...Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.")

Han brags about the Millennium Falcon.

Someone insults the Millennium Falcon.

Something doesn't work on the Millennium Falcon.

*Twice if it's the hyperdrive.

Yoda uses poor grammer.

Yoda talks like a fortune cookie.

R2-D2 gets thrashed.

R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket, and his head spins around.

C-3PO loses a body part.

*Twice if he's completely dismembered.

C-3PO informs us of just how many different languages he is familliar with.

A rebel pilot is of a race other than white.

*Twice if they are non-human. (Co-pilots count.)

A rebel pilot says, "Nice shot..."

A rebel pilot says, "I've been hit..."

Tarkin brags about the Death Star.

The Emperor cackles evilly.

The Emperor has forseen something.

Vader runs into one of his kids, and doesn't recognize them.

*Twice if he tries to kill them.

Boba Fett talks.

Stormtroopers shoot everywhere but where they are aiming.

Stormtrooper armor prooves useless.

Any Imperial ship is destroyed.

A TIE fighter explodes for no reason.