Alarmingly Strange Stories
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The story you are about to read is fictional, it is not the authors intention to imitate any person or situation. However if the persons or situations reflected in this story is simialar in anyway to your personal life, the author apologizes for your trite and meaningless existance and you can chew the bark of his big fat log. Thank you. Enjoy. Chapter One Of Two Al and Ron are at their favorite watering hole “The DirtyHole”. Al has just come clean to Ron about sleeping with his wife. Ron being the honest guy he is has also came clean to Al about sleeping with Al’s mother, sister, brother, wife, and while Al was in the bed, slipping it up Al’s butt while he was sleeping. Now that you are up to speed lets listen in... Ron: “You slept with my wife?”:Al: “Yes, I can’t bear the secret anymore.” (Al hangs his head) Ron: (Ron pauses, then smiles) “Ah shit, dont worry about it.” Al: (Al looks up) “Why”?!? Ron: “Because I’ve been keeping a secret from you too.” Al: “And what is that?” Ron: “I’ve fucked you sister, brother, mother, your wife while you were in the bed, and then I slipped it up your ass while you were sleeping.” Al: “No you couldn’t have!” Ron: “Poloroids!” Al snatched the pictures from Rons hands, low and behold there isa picture of himself sleeping with Ron on top of him and his wifespanking him with a cassarole spoon. Al: “My brothers is only twelve!” Ron: “look at the next pic.” Al flipped to the next picture and right there in black and whiteRon fucking his little brother Timmy with the speech impediment.Ron: “He’s a screamer to, the whole time he yelled “s-s-s-st-t-top,you a-sssss-ss-sho-ho-hole” Ha, I was done by the time he got itout!” Al: “And my mother?” Ron: “She walked in on us, had to teach the bitch to knock”. Al: “Ah”!!!!!Al charged Ron, picked him up and threw him in the alley.

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