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Send an Email to Stephen!
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Reader mail day!!!!!
James E. from Battle Creek, MI:
"I was wondering if you could help me out with a small problem?"
Still burning when you pee? Try rubbing some Old Spice deodorant
on your penis.
Tom W. from Bismarck, ND:
"Bob's back and writing again? Wow!!!"
What??!!! What in the fuck are you talking about? Wait a minute
here............
HOLY SHIT!!! He IS back. This is a total bitch!!! Jesus Fucking Christ!! Oh, what to do??
So he's back. Big deal. Get a life.
Trisha N. from Easton, PA:
"I like you site, but please refrain from using the Lord's name in vain!"
Guess I'm going to hell because of my response to Tom's email.
Right Trisha?
Loretta P. from Nashville, TN:
"I want to be the mother of your children."
Send me $19.95 and they're yours.
Stephen H. from Miami, FL:
"Hi!"
Hello.
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Jack H. from Dayton, OH:
"My car broke down and I need a ride."
So do lots of other people but they don't sit around and bitch
about it, asshole.
Ben B. from Olympia, WA:
"Where's Jerome?"
Currently he's defecating into a bedpan.
Amanda C. from Hobart, IN:
"Boxers or briefs?"
I don't like violence, so boxers are out. Briefs reminds me
of lawyers, so that's out too. Sorry.
Mitchell L. from El Paso, TX:
"If you were reincarnated, what would you like to come back as?"
Either a ceiling fan or a shovel. Don't ask.
Amber P. from Joplin, MO:
"Can you answer my email last?"
You like being last? No wonder you're still a virgin and a
loser.
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