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Last week I wrote about Sony pictures getting sued by a couple of people in California due to fake reviews of "A
Knight's Tale" and "The Animal".
Well, a couple in Florida is now suing Sony over "The Animal" because the movie depicted animal and human
sex scenes that were not appropriate for a PG13 movie and obviously not appropriate for their two 13 year old boys
and 10 year old daughter.
I bet the 13 year old boys had no problem with the sex scenes. If they did, then they must live a Quaker like existence.
Besides, if I were the parents, I wouldn't be too concerned about what the kids might see in "The Animal",
unless the kids decide to go on a rampage fucking every farm animal in sight.
If I remember correctly, and I usually do unless I'm drunk, the television commercial for the movie had a scene
where it looked like Rob Schneider was about to get down and dirty with some sort of animal. That would clue a
person in that the movie isn't going to be a Disneyized piece of celluloid fluff.
I just don't like people who want to sue to make a quick buck and to get their 15 minutes of fame. It's a waste
of my time to read about people like that and it sure as hell is a waste of time for me to write about it. But,
I must make a stand.
It's a PG13 movie folks, and that means it isn't going to be for everybody. I am a bit curious when the sex scenes
happened, since I doubt it would have been in the first 30 minutes of the movie. Therefore, they must have stayed
for most, if not all, of the movie.
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I guess if the children's brains are completely fried and their retinas are burned from watching a harmless simulated
sex scene, then I guess Sony can be sued. If the kids are going on with their lives and acting like kids their
age normally do, the parents need to go fuck themselves and remove the sticks shoved sideways up their asses.
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