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For Disappointment,
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 Stone Temple Pilots---No. 4
For all you loyal moviegoers who have been tricked into seeing a movie because of an ad you saw praising a movie,
you can sue!!
It's true, especially if the ad is from a bogus critic!! Well, at east it is if you're two special people from
California.
Fine, Sony fucked up and ran quotes from a bogus critic praising "A Knight's Tale" and "The Animal".
Is this something that a company should be sued for?
The ad for "A Knight's Tale" stated that Heath Ledger is "this years hottest new star". So,
two folks from CA saw this ad and decided that this was a must-see movie event.
When they go to court, are they going to tell the judge that after seeing the movie, they decided that Heath is
NOT this year's hottest new star, but the "Survivor" reject bimbo in "The Animal" is?
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Hasn't Heath Ledger been in a couple of movies already like "The Patriot"? How about "10 Things
I Hate About You"? Maybe those two folks from CA are complete idiots from believing everything they read.
My rule of thumb is this: Never believe an ad from a critic you have never heard of. It works. That's why I haven't
wasted money on crap starring David Arquette.
I think it's just another case of a couple of losers trying to make a name for themselves. But, they are going
to justify it by claiming they are filing the class-action lawsuit on behalf of all moviegoers.
Whatever.
I don't need help from two pathetic freaks. Thanks though.
Here's the email I received from Bob on Tuesday:
"Have a cup of coffee,
drink your drugs,
don't do schoool
and go to milk.
END OF TRANSMISSION..."
Interesting. Notice the way he spelled school with the extra "o". I can only believe that this means
that he is in a place that is awe inspiring, like a clean rest area along Interstate 80.
If you read what he wrote at an angle, it plainly states "Have your schoool milk". A message for our
young readers, I guess.
"END OF TRANSMISSION..." can only mean that he is somewhere far, far away, like Connecticut since residents
of that state always end messages that way since they still believe the Russians are going to be taking them over
and force them to do that silly dance and eat borscht.
This must mean that Bob is at a rest area in Connecticut with a class on a field trip to study Russians dolls.
See how simple it is to track him down?
Sorry I wasted your time.
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