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 Supershine----"Supershine"
We simply asked Bel to write a column for us since Bob is currently away in rehab probably painting Robert Downey
Jr's toenails for some sort of therapy.
As Bel wrote in "Maculate Conception", he decided to take it upon himself to actually visit Jerome. Bel
claims he fixed Jerome and now he is a fully functioning human being.
Well, Bel fucked up. Sure, he might have cured Jerome, but it was only a quick fix. Jerome is as fucked up as before,
probably more so.
A word to you Bel. NEVER, EVER MESS WITH SCIENCE! I don't care if Jerome was suffering and in lots of pain, it
just doesn't matter! Jerome understands why he is the way he is currently and because you decided to play Mr. Good
Samaritan, he now thinks he is the new messiah. Okay, a drooling, flatulent messiah, but a messiah nonetheless.
Hopefully, we don't have to start at square one with Jerome. We have worked extremely hard to get him into the
shape he is now in, and I really don't have the patience to kill more of his brain cells. If you want to fix someone,
Bel, try fixing Rosie or that bitch on "Weakest Link". Thank you!
Some people.
On to some reader mail!!
Harry N. from Santa Fe, NM:
"How come you don't have any naked pictures on your site? I like naked pictures a lot!"
You got any naked pictures of your sister you can send us?
Sylvia R. from Salinas, CA:
"I had a great idea! Why not have water in cans so you don't have to use a nasty water fountain when you're
thirsty? You can also take the cans of water on trips and hikes! Wouldn't that be neat?"
Wow! Why don't you take it one step further and put the water in BOTTLES! You're a smart one, aren't you!!
Victoria P. in Bethlehem, PA:
"Is there a possibility that bobbing head dolls can cause seizures? My 16 year old son has one of those dolls
and whenever its head starts to bob, my son falls to the ground and starts twitching."
Nope, it's probably just a new strain of herpes that your son has caught from whoring around too much.
Scott V. in Stamford, CT:
"Can you settle a bet for me?"
Yes he did, back in 1985.
Linda K. in Rochester, NY:
"Will drinking Dawn dishwashing liquid cause diarrhea?"
Only if you're a pussy.
That's all I feel like answering. Blame Bel.
COMING NEXT: I cry at the last episode of
"Walker: Texas Ranger"
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