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Chick Shit for Chic Chicks - 11/07/01
By Melissa Paternick
Published each Wednesday


I received a lovely email from Phil that is so touching:

"hey melissa, you kin cum live with me sweety i'll give you a spot right between me my sister and my mom and the sheep, and don't you worry about the smell , the sheep'll just have to get used to it ! love and kisses Phil"

Wow. This is a man that knows how to treat a lady!!!

I would be in Phil's arms in a heartbeat, but I am a bit leery about the spot saved for me. I have no problem with the sister and the sheep, but I do have a problem with the mom. I do have some morals Phil, so if we can get rid of mom, I'm all yours!!!

I am quite busy right now with my job and working on my home. I noticed that I did not have enough chairs in case I was to have a little get-together, so I picked up some milk crates behind a local grocery store. They make lovely seats and can be decorated easily with a simple towel thrown over them. Voila, instant designer chair!!!

It is getting a bit cold out, so I am going to build an addition on my home so I can have a fire room so I can stay warm and toasty. It will take some time because I can only carry two cinder blocks home at a time, but I think I can have the additional room done by the end of January.

I was a little upset that I didn't get any trick or treaters last week. I had made some tasty chocolate covered moss and some caramel dipped sticks, but they went to waste. Oh well, there's always next year!!!

See ya!!!

NEXT WEEK: Win a Thanksgiving feast with me!!

 

 

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