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 I received an email from "hoeve" which stated that
they like bunnies. Not just bunnies as a whole, but specific parts of the bunny. I like bunnies too and think they
are so soft and cuddly!!!
"Hoeve", you are so sweet! What you wrote is the nicest thing anyone has ever written to me, except for
the marriage vows that Ralph wrote on a pack of Pall Malls.
I also understand that you want to see my ass, but I can't just give free showings!! Actually, I guess I can now
since Ralph is finally out of prison He got out Friday afternoon and I was so happy. It's good to come home to
a man after you have worked for 18 straight hours and you make him dinner and do a little bit of cleaning, because
it makes you feel so comfortable and appreciated.
Take this past Saturday for example. I came home after working for 11 hours, and Ralph was waiting at the kitchen
table for his dinner. He also told me that he had spilled some tobacco in the living room and that it needed to
be cleaned up.
Since I am his wife, I know that it is my duty to cook and clean. I was a bit tired but I went ahead and swept
the living room and started making Ralph his dinner.
When I looked over at him, I saw that he was reading the latest issue of Hustler and he was smiling! I knew that
the smile was meant for me because I do my duty as his wife.
Later that night, he said that he wanted me to wear one of those skull caps that Hollywood stars wear to make them
look bald. He also wanted me to take a Magic Marker and draw pictures all over my body.
I asked him why and he told me that, while he was in prison, he had been turned on by thinking about me being dressed
up like that. Of course I obliged him and I must admit that the sex, even though a bit different, was wonderful
that night!!!
Sorry, gotta go now. Ralph has something new he wants to try!!
NEXT WEEK: Coping with
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