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 Hey Bob and Stephen, since your women have left you I am most willing
to come over and satisfy your every needs and I will also give you a discounted price. Don't worry about Ralph,
he's still in prison. Besides, he thinks that you have a really cute ass Bob!!
Valentines Day is upon us yet again which means flowers and candy. I have never received flowers or candy for Valentines
Day from my Ralph. last year he gave me a brand new can of Raid roach killer which was a godsend!!!
The best Valentines Day present I ever received was a bottle opener. Ralph had noticed that my teeth were chipping
from opening his bottles of beer, so he went out and got me a top of the line bottle opener which I still have
to this day.
I have never been a believer in the flower thing because I don't really know what to do with them when they die.
I once picked some flowers and when they died I let them sit in the because they looked really pretty when they
dried out.
I learned my lesson from that when half of our trailer burned down when an errant ash from a cigarette caused the
dried flowers to burst into flames. I received a severe spanking for my thoughtlessness on that one!!
If you happen to receive some flowers, I guess you can use them to spice up your spaghetti dinner when they dry
out. If they are some of those prettily scented flowers, I guess you can rub them on your underarms instead of
wasting valuable deodorant. This actually works because I have tried it, but I forgot to remove the thorns and
it tore up my underarms pretty badly and I wasn't able to use deodorant for a month because it stung severely every
time I tried to apply it.
This year I have no idea what Ralph is going to get me for Valentines. He told me he is making something special
for me in the prison workshop. I can't wait to find out what it is!!!
Love you all!!!
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