Lauren's Musing: How I Became An X-Phile
Lauren's Views: How I Became an X-Phile
Jump back to two years ago- December 7, 1998 to be exact. I am a puny little seventh grader, doing my homework after school like a good little girl and watching TV. The Movie Channel is on, and a movie I
watching has just ended. I'm stuck on a science worksheet, and don't feel like getting up, so
I wait for the next movie to come on. It's that X-Files movie. I don't bother changing the channel
since I'm too lazy--I've never really cared for the show. I've always thought science fiction/
alien stuff was stupid. The movie starts, and I'm not really paying attention to it, but then I see some
cave man dude get attacked by this alien-creature type thing. I drop my pencil and begin to watch.
By the time the bomb has exploded in Dallas, the film has lost my interest. I shut the TV off and finish
my homework.
Several days later, I have a sudden urge to watch the whole movie. I think it's because
I want to see what happens, and something just gets me about the unresolved sexual tension and chemistry
between the two FBI agents, Mulder and Scully. I watcht the movie and enjoy it, but I get mad when
the bee stings Scully in the hallway scene. They would've kissed if it wasn't for that little bastard!
After the movie is over, I run upstairs to my room and search through all my magazines for
X-Files pictures. I find a few and hang them up on my bulletin board. This show isn't so bad after all, I
think to myself. I hope that Mulder and Scully will get together. That Sunday night, I watch my first X-Files episode
("The Ghosts Who Stole Christmas") at 9 PM on FOX. "That epsiode was awesome last night! I wish I'd taped it!" I tell my friends the next
morning in school. When I come home from school Monday, I record the movie off TV so I can
watch it again and again.
Christmas comes a few weeks later, and I get alot of X-Files stuff, since it took up the majority of my Christmas
list. I go on the Web at a friend's house (I didn't have the internet then, now I can't live without it) and print out a bunch
of X-Files websites I find. After reading for a while, I learnt that I'm the type of fan they
call a "Relationshipper" ("shipper" for short), someone who wants Mulder and Scully to get romantically involved
and become a couple. Thus begins my obsession.
Over the next year, I become more and more involved with the show, memorizing episode names, taping every episode and buying
them so I can catch up on earlier seasons, and joining the Official Fan Club. Today, I'm more
obsessed than ever before. All hail X-Files!