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Fro Theory

A fro at rest, will remain at rest, until acted upon by an outside force. In which case, the fro will rebound to its original state.

Relativity

An erection is like the Theory of Relativity- the more you think about it, the harder it gets.

Theory of Evolution

Both men and apes shared a common ancestor. Though similar, our genotype was not more than 30% identical. Somewhere along the line, some sick guy banged a monkey. Thusforth, we now are 98% identical to apes. Yes, interspecies breeding is physicaily impossible to yeild a fertile youth, but, this happened during a time when men and apes just started to evolve seperate, thus the low similarity. When interbred, our similarites mixed in again, making it approximately 60% identical. Since we were so similar, our evolution continued on almost paralell, thus the extra 38%.

Fate

Shit happens.

Women

You know, whoa

Past Life Theorum

BottleCap:People keep screwing me all day long.

Light Switch:People keep turing me on and off all day long.

Deity Theorum

[chant]Gojo...for the mojo...[/chant]

Damian

Dae-o, is a gay-ho... {@)-_-(@)

Lacrosse

Time heals all wounds...Chicks dig scars...Play hard, check hard.

Confucian Theorum

Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

Agricultural Theorum

You gotta plant the furrow, okay?

Outer Limits Theorum

We-Tar-Ded!?

Spanish Theorum

Muy tarde

The One Theorum

Ghetto Speech Theorum

These boots be stompin yall.

K-ron

Damn, that shit's whack, yo.

Normal people shoot like this, ghetto people shoot like this.

Na mean?

Mackin it up wit da ladies.(also, struttin)

Theorum of Lacrosse Terminology

Oh shit flamingo

cracker(wheat,white,rye,grain...)

Pony biter

PHB(pointy head boy)

Dickfor

Hella...(good,bad,gay,whack)

This is my face, IN YOUR FACE!

Blaahhh,uaahhh!

Newie McKid

Poopiss

Vashi

Kronisms

Good night Dick.

Gadzuntightnibble

Meatballs....

Here are your testies.

You little chits!

Stop it Kron!

Say yes...

Snot rockets

Cornflakes...

Boogedy-boogedy-shoo.

Cover your testies...

Ankle Biters...

Stupid is Forever.

If Ignorance is bliss, then welcome to Paradise...

Dingbats!

Hmm? ADD?? What? Hmmm?

Nice bag!

Weird Name Theorum

Heywood Jablowme

Oliver Clothesoff

Hushimi

Viagra Ads

Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"

Viagra, The quicker pecker upper

Viagra, Like a rock!

Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.

Viagra, Be all that you can be.

Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

Viagra, Strong enough for a [woman], but made for a [man].

Viagra, Tastes great!........More filling!

Viagra, We bring good things to life!

This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?

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