GuiDO or GuiDONT?
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I meet atleast 3 of the basic criteria for being a Guido, and they are as follows:

1) Male

2) Italian

3) Born/raised in Jersey (North/Central bitches)
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Additional Criteria (Bonus?):

4) I have a black, shiny button down ( I don't know how it got in my closet, but there it is)

5) My hair is capable of being spiked and frosted, and yes, with regret, I admit I had that "phase" once when I was younger.

6) I've used the word "bro" at least once in conversation before

7) I own a pair of sunglasses

8) I have a car, it has neons (inside the interior footwells, relax, it's tasteful)

9) My car is loud as hell (catalyst is clogged, maybe fixing this weekend)

10) I actually think I look cool when I'm around my car (Exhibit A, one of my OKC pictures -_-)

Any others? I despise them so much, but I mean, all the signs are there. I may just be staving off the inevitable. I can't however, Frolic yet. I never did the party/club scene but my co-worker is a guipro at frolicking and he aims to teach me.