Results of Previous Fun:
"What Is The Best Advantage Of The Dark Side?"
Total votes: 37
27% (10) "Slimming black"
19% (7) "Less beige"
16 (6) "Swishier cloaks"
14% (5) "You get to travel and meet new people. And then kill them."
11% (4) "The excellent day-care facilities."
11% (4) "Bach's Toccata and Fugue"
3% (1) "Your hair doesn't get caught in lift doors anymore..."
0% (0) "Michael Portillo. Yum.
Analysis of results:
You are all Goths. But none of you fancy Michael Portillo, so that's always something.
"Least Likely Plot Twist in the Prequels?"
Total votes: 36
28% (10) Obi-Wan and Beru's passionate and torrid affair.
25% (9) He's not their father.
19% (7) Natalie Portman grows up to be Alec Guiness.
11% (4) Han and Leia - brother and sister.
11% (4) Obi-Wan turns to drugs and shoplifting.
6% (2) Queen Amidala fancies someone she would clearly think of as a small child.
0% (0) One of those operations that they do cheap in South America.
Analysis of results:
The influence of Monkeychild's evil twin is spreading, twisting your weak minds. This is a Good Thing. 25% of you go for the obvious option every time. *sigh*
"The Beard" - Good Thing Or A Bad?
Total votes: 38
32% (12) "Bad, it obscures his prettiness"
24% (9) "It's like Sean Connery when he was Harrison Ford's dad. Shudder."
16% (6) "What?"
13% (5) "Good, he looks like Karl Marx. Yum."
11% (4) "Well, following on from the "Jedi-as-monks" thing, Western Clergy should be beardless. So bad, obviously. Fools."
5% (2) "Good - it obscures his stupid face."
0% (0) "Bad - he looks like Karl Marx."
0% (0) "I'm with Dubyah on this one."
Analysis of results:
32% of the voting public think Ee-wan is pretty. This is a higher percentage than the percentage of eligible voters who gave Tony Blair his Landslides in 1997 and 2001. Based on this poll, Ee-wan should be Prime Minister of "Great" Britain. WE DEMAND JUSTICE!
13% of the voting public are worrying.
Why Do You Hate Luke Skywalker?
Total votes: 23
22% (5) "I don't need a reason."
17% (4) "He's the reason Aunt Beru died."
13% (3) "Cos he's a wuss."
13% (3) "He's the reason Obi-Wan died."
13% (3) "I'm repressing my lust. Damn him."
13% (3) "He almost did Things with his sister..."
9% (2) "....but he didn't. (It would have been funny)"
0% (0) "He caused the cack "Luke or Han?" game?"
Analysis of results:
Luke Skywalker is rubbish.
Luke or Han?
Total votes: 22
100% (22) "Han"
Analysis of results:
Single party democracy is the way forward.
Vote in the shiny new polls
Register your apathy
