Exciting Virtual Multimedia Profile of Queen Amidala
(Well, there's a picture...)
I realise now that devoting so much html to Queen Amidala's wardrobe was tedious and shallow, and that since she was a such a compelling three-dimensional character in the film, she deserves better. This page is my belated attempt to make amends. Like all apologies, it is hidden in a tiny corner somewhere so that no one will ever find it.
Alas, I can't really be bothered with a retread of Ep1 here, so if you really feel the need you'll have to go and see its own exciting page. However, I can now exclusively reveal what will happen to her in the rest of the prequels: Amidala marries Anakin in Ep2. This is because they had such chemistry in Episode 1. She obviously wouldn't be attracted to Obi-Wan, because he's only a dashing and glamorous Jedi Knight, unlike chubby-faced padawan Anakin. Then they have kids. Who are Luke and Leia. It all goes horribly wrong...hey you know this already, so why am I wasting my valuable time?! Grr...
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