What is Manner Panner you say?
Actually , the question is WHO is Manner Panner. Well ,
MP (for short) is an evil creature which has existed
since the dawn of time. Evidence of MP's life has been
found drawn on the walls of prehistoric caves where ancient
humans once resided. Pictures which depicted brutal slayings
of people by this evil beast. Why, you ask, does it do this?
Food! You've heard of the boogie man... this is the Manner Pan!
He makes Freddy Kruger look like Mickey Mouse! Yes, you heard
me right! He eats his prey... The prey is you! Unless of course,
YOU are a F.O.M.P. Yes, FOMPhood! It's not easy to be
a FOMP. You must be approved by me, the Royal FOMP Master.
Who am I? Click here to find out. Still not sure
about who I am and where you stand with
obtaining a FOMP card? Then you should go here. It's quite simple.
So what does MP do in this modern world?
Well, he, as always, lives in the enchanted forest
in a small town named brooksdale, home of that
famous baseball team, the brooksdale MannerPanners!
He drives a 65 Buick Riviera with a 401 cid V-8
big block around town hunting for victims!
One time he got pulled over for speeding, oh boy,
they never heard from Officer Marley ever again!
Some believe he ran for his life and got lost.
No, MP got him. He was quite tasty! He spit his
remains out. You see, much like an owl, MP spits
out any undigestable parts. Oh yeah, and he can
fly too! He is quite dangerous! Become a FOMP NOW!
Your life depends on it!!!!!!!!! So anyway,
that's Manner Panner. On the top is a pic of the
prehistoric cave wall. On the bottom is MP himself.
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