Star Wars Humor

This is my first attempt to add Star Wars jokes and things like that to my site. In other words, there isn't much at all!

Please help me to complete a page full of laughs by e-mailing me any funny stories or jokes or sentences that comply with the sections I have now. Thanks!!!

Jokes:

• What do you never dress up as for Halloween? .......... Any characters people know from Star Wars.
• What do you say when your latin teacher tells you to participate more in class? .......... E chu ta!
• How do you defeat your worst fears? .......... Hang around with Jar Jar Binks for 2 minutes, then you won't feel so bad.

Ways you know that you're a Star Wars addict:

• When you fail to snag the last Cheerio from your bowl in the morning you say, The Force is strong with this one.
• You've created a Star Wars website.
• You can't go for a week without doing SOMEthing related to Star Wars.

Other stuff: