CATEGORY: Humour
SPOILERS: None
SEASON / SEQUEL:
RATING: G
CONTENT WARNINGS: Pure silliness. Little or no sense, really.
SUMMARY: Daniel and Jack are having a 'friendly discussion' over which pop queen is better.
STATUS: Complete
DISCLAIMER: Don't own Stargate; it owns me. It belongs to various peoples across the Atlantic, who are an awful lot richer than me, and they aren't going to sue, as I have no money, and made none from this little piece. But if anyone wants to send great wads of cash, I ain't complaining… I don't own Britney Spears (evil, evil woman…) and I don't own Christina Aguilera (did I spell that right?), and I don't own N'Sync or the Backstreet Boys
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Don't like either of our pop queens, to be honest they annoy me more than dance music, and slightly less than boy bands. (A moment while I metaphorically spit at the name of the evil boy bands, such as Westlife, A1, and Point Break if you're British. The Backstreet Boys and N'Sync if you're American). This came to me late at night, and I take no responsibility for what it might turn out like. Feedback? Please? With sugar and a Nox on top?
'Jack, I can't believe you. You actually like this woman?'
'Well, she's a lot better than that…. that tart you've sided with!'
Sam, who had been casually walking past Daniels office, walked backwards to listen to the argument.
'I mean, come on Jack. Britney Spears? Have some taste.'
Sam stuck her head around the door, to nosy to bother knocking. Jack and Daniel were standing apart, arms folded, glaring at each other. Teal'c was standing to the side, looking confused. 'They are having an argument over who is better' Teal'c informed her. 'O'Neill supports Britney Spears, while Dr Jackson is on the side of Christine Aguilera'
Sam couldn't believe her ears. It was all she could do not to laugh. 'Well, who do you support?' Daniel asked Sam, glaring at her like a viper.
'Neither, really. I quite liked Britney Spears for a while, but all she ever seems to say is "baby" every song, have you noticed?'
'Besides,' said Jack. 'Britney could whoop Christina's ass in a fight, any day.'
'Beneath Christina's gentle exterior, she's a real hard chick. No contest.'
Teal'c was looking very confused. 'I do not understand the purpose of this' he confided to Sam. 'I prefer neither. I have always enjoyed the music of Chulak. It is far more interesting than this 'pop'.'
'I might just agree with you there, Teal'c' she said. 'All this over a few adolescent singers? It makes no sense. Still, different strokes for different folks… C'mon Teal'c. Let's go.'
Teal'c and Sam left the office, while Daniel and Jack suddenly went silent. 'You think they've gone?' asked Daniel quietly after a few minutes.
'Yeah, they've gone' said Jack. 'We really had them going, didn't we?'
'That we did.'
The two men slapped their hands together in success, and went out of the office grinning from ear to ear. 'So, Jack,' said Daniel casually. 'Just out of curiosity, N'Sync or The Backstreet Boys?'
'No contest,' said Jack firmly. 'N'Sync, of course.'
Daniel stared. 'You are joking. The Backstreet Boys, of course!'
'Don't be stupid. N'Sync is far better.'
'Get a life, it's The Backstreet Boys, they're fantastic!'
The two men carried on down the corridors, oblivious to the looks that various passing technicians gave them.
'The Backstreet Boys may look like delicate flowers, but they could whoop N'Sync's asses any day…
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