Kat's note: Claire wrote these for me for my 17th birthday, and since I'm really egotistical, I'm putting them up. :)

Oh, I am Ton Phanan, pilot in Wraith Squad,
And I'm eternally grateful I was neither Fod, Lod, nor Dod,
I'll take this opportunity, to say to Kat "happy birthday!"
Because I've got marked on my calender, it is the fourth of May!

Oh my name is Ton Phanan, and I think Kat rocks,
She's my favourite nurse around, and she is a fox,
But the thing that really, drives me nuts, you see,
Is when she's not drooling over that git from Stargate, she actually likes me!