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The Biographies of two hot chicks named Lydia and Molly

Since you already know we're hot, now you can learn about us!

More About The Lydster

  • Full Name: Lydia
  • Birthdate: Dec. 27
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
  • Age: Guess...
  • Height: 5' 4 1/2"
  • Hair Color: Soon to be pink, and MOls will be blue (copycatter! just ouchin' ya)
  • Eye Color: brown
  • Favorite Candy: hot tamalies
  • Favorite Food: Curry, chicken
  • Favorite Beverage: Vanilla Coke
  • Favorite Cereal: Apple Jacks!!!!!
  • Favorite Band(s): Homegrown, MTX, Less Than Jake, Goldfinger, Devo! hehe, Spring Heeled Jack, H2O, Bouncing Souls and like a million more i cant remember but i WIll Add!!
  • Favorite Movie(s): Billie Madison, Mr Boogity, Slc Punk!, Idle hands etc...NEWSIES!
  • Favorite TV Show(s): 90210!!!!!!!!!!! Charmed is cooL! and House of Style
  • Favorite Cartoon(s): new kids on the block cartoon
  • Favorite Kid in the Hall: mmm i like Dave Foley
  • Favorite Pasttimes: Going to shows, swimming, picking up guys!! hehe, snowboarding, going downtown..etc
  • Favorite Color: Sparkly Pink!!! Red
  • Favorite Powerpuff Girl: Bubbles because mollys bubbles!
  • What do you want to be when you grow up? A Beach bum AND a designer AND a...wait i just want to be a beachbum =)
  • Coolest Character in SLC Punk!: Stevo and Bob
  • Hottest Character in SLC Punk!: SEAM!
  • Favorite Vandal: AHhh seriously i like them all!!!
  • Favorite Soft Core Porn: TEACH ME TONIGHT, the pleasure zone
  • Favorite hard core porn: anything from the porn post! hehe
  • If you could model for one non-nuddie magazine what would it be? Delia*s
  • If you could model for one nuddie magazine what would it be? umm...hustler?
  • Favorite Magazine(s): Seventeen
  • Favorite Store: Yellow Rat Bastard, Delia*s, Patricia Fields, Wheels, etc.
  • Shoe Size: 7!
  • Favorite line of shoes: Steve Madden
  • Scariest Horror Movie: i hear its the Excorsist
  • Worst Nightmare: When i have no lipgloss and its really really windy!
  • Favorite Devo Video: Peek-a-boo
  • Best Restaraunt: Charlies Kitchen
  • Best Fast Food: BK!
  • Favorite porn star: Janey!!

More about the Molster

  • Full Name: Molly Rooter
  • Birthdate: July 23, 1976 hmm...
  • Zodiac Sign: LEO
  • Age: 14... going on 15 dude! yes im a youngin
  • Height: eh id rather not answer that cos im a midget
  • Bra Size: Get this guys! I AM A C!!! yeah all this plus big tits! just kidding! i am a c tho :)
  • Hair Color: Brown with highlights but im gonna get baby blue when Lyd gets pink and then were gonna trade colors, actually i just watched the muse and i want sharon stones haircut now
  • Eye Color: blue
  • Siblings?: 4 year old sister Lela, 18 year old bro Jake, and 25 year old step brother chris
  • Favorite Candy: Uh i dont eat candy but i do like cinnaburst and pink mentos ooh and orange and wintergreen tictacs mmm...
  • Favorite Food:Anything fatty... pizza, rabbit, chicken, chicken noodle soup (cambells only), kraft macaroni and cheese, cheeseburgers, chicken tenders, tacos ONLY AT TACO BELL... hehe im picky
  • Favorite Beverage: SURGE and wild cherry pepsi, pepsi, minute maid, roy rogers, mikes hard lemonade
  • Favorite Cereal: lucky charms or cap't crunch
  • Favorite Band(s): hippos, living end, vandals, mtx, rancid, DEVO, goldfinger, AAA, homegrown, LTJ, reel big fish, specials...
  • Favorite Movie(s): PCU, swingers, back to the future 2, office space, evil dead 2, army of darkness, dirty work, big lebowski, bowfinger...
  • Favorite TV Show(s): saved by the bell, full house (aww yeah), KIDS IN THE HALL, conan, shasta, scooby doo, ppg, dex's lab, johnny bravo, drew carey (but drews NOT funny), norm, hong kong phooey... cant think of anymore
  • Favorite Cartoon(s): Ones i said above, especially POWERPUFF GIRLS (hehe powerpuff hoes takhia and shae) cos im BUBBLES :)
  • Favorite Kid in the Hall: aww its so hard to choose, they all are special in different ways! ill name them--- dave is the hottest one as a girl, bruce is so funny when he is gary awww, kevin is really random ("stop it!!") and hilarous plus he is my FAVORITE character, Dean!! scott is the best flamer, buddy! and mark is great as a woman when hes that ghetto booty aww i love them all!
  • Favorite Pasttimes: hmm.. playing TONY HAWK and skate and destroy, masturbating (im a loser :)) umm watching porn, eating pink frosting, going to shows when we get a ride, making stupid ass movies with lyd and other people... listening to punk, looking at myself naked in the mirror!
  • Favorite Color: pink
  • Favorite Powerpuff Girl: BUBBLES
  • What do you want to be when you grow up? hmm fashion designer, interior designer, indy film maker, one of those dudes who gets to test new video games all day (that would kick ass) or a porn star
  • If You had a Lesbian Lover, who would it be? uhh shannon elizabeth, heather graham, rebecca romijn, theres too many hot chicks to decide
  • Coolest Character in SLC Punk!: hmm.. its been a while since ive seen it, but... prolly whats his name? mike? the preppy one cos he doesnt have to dress all punkish to be cool (ahhmm hehe i cant spell, LYDIA) cos hes the most hardcore of them all!
  • Hottest Character in SLC Punk!: sean or stevo
  • Favorite Vandal: uhh... josh freese is so hot plus hes in DEVO.. but hmm warrens pretty rad cos hes comical and hes a good painter! and dave is also really hot, i like all them but joe i could do without, he talks weird :)
  • Favorite Hard Core Porn: from rags to riches (mine!)
  • Favorite Soft Core Porn: hmm Teach me Tonight hahha i will never get over that movie!
  • If you could model for one non-nuddie magazine what would it be? definately MAXIM my favorite magazine ever, but the chicks are SOOO HOT in that so i wouldnt get in.. details second choice
  • If you could model for one nuddie magazine what would it be? hmm prolly playboy cos the others are really trashy and id feel bad
  • Favorite Magazine(s): MAXIM and details, stuff and FHM.. i dont like chick magazines theyre too teenie bopperish
  • Favorite Store: squaresville, all the punk stores on melrose, studio warehouse, uhh allston beat is too expensive... more also
  • Shoe Size: awww im embarresed but 5 1/2, sometimes with luck, a 6 :( it sucks... oh thats a 3 1/2 or 4 in guys i think
  • Favorite line of shoes: hmmm vans, pumas, doc martens
  • Would you like to be a Stripper or a Porn Star? porn star definately, i could star in a porn w mmm jenna jameson
  • Scariest Horror Movie: psycho cop 2 ahhhh!!
  • Worst Nightmare: uh waking up without my penis, well that would suck for a dude
  • Favorite Devo Video: ah i love them all! girl you want, freedom of choice, peek-a-boo, we're tired of being cool, are we not men?...
  • Best Restaraunt: hmm hamerslies (no idea how to spell that) bistro, jaes, cheesecake factory, russ' (im kidding)...
  • Best Fast Food: if you dont know my answer to that i suggest you DIE :) well if you dont know me, its okay.. BURGER KING--the king of burgers :)
  • Favorite place to shop: hmm asked that one (not too good at questions hehe)
  • Favorite porn star: prolly have to be JJ dunno his real name, for b movie star.. FRANKIE also she was a dancer in the big lebowski!
  • Favorite actor: BRUCE CAMPBELL, kevin spacey, gary sinise, vince vaughn, parker posey, jeremy piven, norm macdonald, matthew lillard sometimes...

Our History together!

Ok this is Lydia, let me start from the VERY beginning. IN 5th grade a "new girl" to me, Molly arrived at the elementary school. Obviously a threat to my reign of...hottest chick! hehe (just kidding....kinda!) Anyway she had short brown hair with clips on either side of her face. She wore brightly colored shirts that exposed her belly button while IIIIII went for the more....shall we say....SPORTY (?) Style...Shut up i was in fifth grade!!!! Anyways, molly was basically the same as Cher from Clueless, ya know Clueless being her favorite movie and all! Anyways through a mutual freind we started hanging out....now, YEARS later we are still freinds! Even though we no longer go to the same school. Well we started out by going to concerts together!! Hehe not SHOWS, concerts, hehe the like first one we went to together was Nsync! iT was so funny we dressed up and wrote like "Kris Kross" on ourselves and stuff, well it was really really funny. We still go to shows now and its great. By the way MOlly is the coolest! hehe and i like 90210!

How goes it? this is molly now, hehe when lydia says she was sporty she meant she wore tapered sweatpants, hehe i guess we all regret how we dressed in 5th grade, eh??

Lydia's Email: tayshottamama@hotmail.com
Molly's Email: ojstevobk@aol.com