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In addition to being a writer, Pooh_Bah is a CyberGoddess, a college
student, and an unauthorized reprogrammer of black-market character clones.
She lives in Arizona with her set of yet-unnamed Lone Gunmen clones,
her blob-of-oatmeal Pinocchio clone Isaac, and the four of Isaac's
houseplants which survived that demonstration of her CyberGoddess
powers.
Her biography is long and complicated, involving such interesting events
as an alien abduction when she was five years old, being cloned to
create the likes of Tank Girl and Lara Croft, several brief and involuntary
stints as a nun, the startling revelation that her real parents are
characters on a defunct TV show, an ongoing cycle of fic-abuse and
counter-fic-abuse with Florence, a dangerous Russian admirer, an oatmealy
Pinocchio-clone worshipper, and a much-more-interesting Pinocchio-clone
fiancee named Fred . . . not neccessarily in that order.
Short Stories
Something
Familar
Max sees a familiar face in passing. A triple-drabble vignette.
Inside
Max realizes she's made a mistake. Angst.
Together
Post-"411 on the DL" Zack angst.
Expiration
Some secrets don't die with their owner.
Raindrops
on Roses
Original Cindy drops by Logan's place. Bling!Fic. Kinda
fluffy.
Pain
I'll feel every injury, but never any pain. I don't feel pain.
I can't feel pain.
Not
All Dogs Bite Out There
Zack and his brother don't quite see eye-to-eye.
Cheers
The X5s have an eleventh-anniversary reunion. "Female Trouble" post-ep.
I Bounce
X-5s on the move. Post-ep for "The Kidz are Aiight."
Be All
You Can Be
It was mighty dull at Krit's place until Syl got to thinking.
Dishwater
Krit's in Las Vegas, and it's not for the gambling.
Take
us to Your Leader
Things are getting mighty strange in Zane's neck of the woods. Fluff.
Downtime
Daringly stolen from the Vivadyne Laboratories Behavioral Research
Department by Pooh_Bah and Northlight, it's a
scholarly investigation into the possibility of Zack having a hobby.
Stranger Than Fiction
There's never a good time to tell some truths. Post-ep for "Hit a Sista
Back."
And I Thought For a Moment That You Cared
Sometimes there's nobody in the world who understands. Post-ep for
"Hit a Sista Back."
Something Borrowed
Krit has done a bad, bad thing. Sequel to "Dishwater."
Problematic
Zack meets Madame X. Post-ep for "And Jesus Brought a Casserole."
War Dead
Syl has some problems letting go. Post-ep for "And Jesus Brought a
Casserole."
A Short Satire
A
Short Satire
Sketchy's in trouble again
A
Short Satire II
Herbal Thought discovers another wicked deliver
A
Short Satire III
Max plans her wardrobe for Tuesday.
A
Short Satire IV
No-more-coffee-left-in-the-house angst.
A
Short Satire V
Max and Logan argue.
A
Short Satire VI
Max corrects the terrible breach of canon that was "A Short Satire
V." (Special triple-drabble satire.)
A
Short Satire VII
Mini-Max!Torture.
A Short Satire VIII
Zack confesses a deep, dark secret. (Mockery of) Zack/Logan slash.
A drabble and a half.
Max slept with Zack and she is feeling bad.
Sleepless
Dreaming
Bless
Me, Father Waiting
For
I Have Sinned Rooftop
Pavement
Bystander
Distance
Trying
Tears
Bottle
Walk
Blood
Black
Out Always
Burn Fall
Blows
Feral
Spent
Choosing
Catalyst