The Inimitable Pooh_Bah

Background from Fanfiction.net
In addition to being a writer, Pooh_Bah is a CyberGoddess, a college student, and an unauthorized reprogrammer of black-market character clones. She lives in Arizona with her  set of yet-unnamed Lone Gunmen clones, her blob-of-oatmeal Pinocchio clone Isaac, and  the four of Isaac's houseplants which survived that demonstration of her CyberGoddess        powers.

Her biography is long and complicated, involving such interesting events as an alien  abduction when she was five years old, being cloned to create the likes of Tank Girl and Lara Croft, several brief and involuntary stints as a nun, the startling revelation that her real  parents are characters on a defunct TV show, an ongoing cycle of fic-abuse and  counter-fic-abuse with Florence, a dangerous Russian admirer, an oatmealy Pinocchio-clone   worshipper, and a much-more-interesting Pinocchio-clone fiancee named Fred . . . not  neccessarily in that order.



 
 



Short Stories


 










Something Familar
Max sees a familiar face in passing.  A triple-drabble vignette.

Inside
Max realizes she's made a mistake.  Angst.

Together
Post-"411 on the DL" Zack angst.

Expiration
Some secrets don't die with their owner.

Raindrops on Roses
Original Cindy drops by Logan's place.  Bling!Fic.  Kinda fluffy.

Pain
I'll feel every injury, but never any pain.  I don't feel pain.  I can't  feel pain.

Not All Dogs Bite Out There
Zack and his brother don't quite see eye-to-eye.

Cheers
The X5s have an eleventh-anniversary reunion. "Female Trouble" post-ep.

I Bounce
X-5s on the move.  Post-ep for "The Kidz are Aiight."

Be All You Can Be
It was mighty dull at Krit's place until Syl got to thinking.

Dishwater
Krit's in Las Vegas, and it's not for the gambling.

Take us to Your Leader
Things are getting mighty strange in Zane's neck of the woods. Fluff.

Downtime
Daringly stolen from the Vivadyne Laboratories Behavioral Research Department by Pooh_Bah and Northlight, it's a             scholarly investigation into the possibility of Zack having a hobby.

Stranger Than Fiction
There's never a good time to tell some truths. Post-ep for "Hit a Sista Back."

 And I Thought For a Moment That You Cared
Sometimes there's nobody in the world who understands. Post-ep for "Hit a Sista Back."

 Something Borrowed
Krit has done a bad, bad thing. Sequel to "Dishwater."

Problematic
Zack meets Madame X. Post-ep for "And Jesus Brought a Casserole."

War Dead
Syl has some problems letting go. Post-ep for "And Jesus Brought a Casserole."


A Short Satire

A Short Satire
Sketchy's in trouble again

A Short Satire II
Herbal Thought discovers another wicked deliver

A Short Satire III
Max plans her wardrobe for Tuesday.

A Short Satire IV
No-more-coffee-left-in-the-house angst.

A Short Satire V
Max and Logan argue.

A Short Satire VI
Max corrects the terrible breach of canon that was "A Short Satire V."  (Special triple-drabble satire.)

A Short Satire VII
Mini-Max!Torture.

A Short Satire VIII
Zack confesses a deep, dark secret. (Mockery of) Zack/Logan slash. A drabble and a half.


Kith

Max slept with Zack and she is feeling bad.

Sleepless   Dreaming   Bless Me, Father     Waiting   For I Have Sinned     Rooftop
Pavement   Bystander   Distance   Trying   Tears   Bottle   Walk       Blood
Black Out    Always      Burn    Fall  Blows  Feral  Spent  Choosing  Catalyst