ArCynicAl, what the fuck?: Let me break it down for you. Arsenic (as in the poison), Cynical (as in cynical), Al (as in me).

Name: Alex (that's all you really need to know).

Other Specs: Age:19 Height:6'1" Weight:160lbs (yes I am one skinny bastard).

Sign: Aquarius, not that that means anything.

Social Status: Dork.

Home: I currently reside in a dorm at U of M Morris (If you don't know where that is, then all you need to know is that it's in MN). My hometown is a suburb of St. Paul.

Major: Speech Communication? History? Poli-sci? I really don't know.

Political Affiliation: I'm fairly liberal.

Religion: None. I don't believe in god. This is not to say that i don't acknowledge the possibility of his existence. To say one believes in god implies one would have some feeling that he is an actual presence. I don't have this feeling so I won't pretend to. If you want to know my understanding of God and the universe click here.

Boxers or Briefs: Boxers

Are You Depressed?: No.

Depressing?: Very.

Worst Fears?: Rotting/Mummified/Maggot Crusted bodies, 1950s style Killer Robots.

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Favorite Things:

No bright copper kettles or warm woollen mittens here. Just take a look at the stuff I like.

Music: TOOL (click for my TOOL page), aperfectcircle, Gary Numan, NIN, Ministry, Ultraspank, AFI, Refused, Snapcase, Bad Religion, Finger Eleven, Pop Will Eat Itself, deftones, Helmet, Soulfly, System of a Down, Fugazi, RadioHead, Placebo, Weezer, Incubus, Sunny Day RealEstate, Primal Scream, Orbital, Prodigy, Massive Attack, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Swans, King Missle, Dream Theater

Movies:
Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Stand By Me, Dark City, Clerks, Star Wars Trilogy (none of that Episode I crap), Gladiator, Braveheart, Dogma, American Beauty, The Sixth Sense, Being John Malkovich, The Matrix, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Back to the Future Trilogy (good things come in threes), Starship Troopers (the best bad movie), Aliens, Monty Python (all of them), MST3K, Star Trek Movies, Rumble in The Bronx, Mall Rats, 2001: a Space Odyssey, The Never Ending Story (I don't really have any recollection of this one), The Sand Lot, The Usual Suspects, SLC Punk, Taxi Driver, Resevoir Dogs, Se7en, Ghost in the Shell, Ninja Scroll, Night of the Living Dead, The Shawshank Redemption, Road Trip, The Evil Dead Trilogy (especially Army of Darkness), Dead Alive, Dawn of the Dead (Maynard James Keenan gives an excellent performance as the Hari Krishna zombie), Zombie 2, The Fugitive, American History X, The Elephant Man, Stir of Echos, Shadow of the Vampire, In the Company of Men, American Psycho, The Exorcist, Goodfellas, Full Metal Jacket, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Silence of the Lambs, The Godfather, Run Lola Run, Pi, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Brain Candy, Memento, Snatch, The Game, The Score, The Wicker Man, The Red Violin Unbreakable, Brazil, Donnie Darko

So Bad it's Awesome!
Warlock: the Armaggeddon, Return of The Living Dead 3, Bad Taste, I Zombie, Circuitry Man 1&2

Favorite TV Shows
The Simpsons, Law and Order (Angie Harmon is so damn hot!), Conan O'Brien, Star Trek TNG

Favorite Comic Strips
Calvin and Hobbes, The Far Side

Favorite Books
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Hobbit, The Shining, Brave New World, Slaughterhouse Five, Native Son, Exodus (not the book in the Bible), The Odyssey, The HitchHiker's Gide to the Galaxy, The Guns of the South, Ender's Game, Bear v Shark: The Novel, Collections of short sci-fi

Beverages:
Vannila Coke, Kemp's premium chocolate milk

Foods:
Steak(medium rare), Mexican, Roast Pork, Boston Creme Donuts, Swedish Fish (especially the red ones)

Favorite Colors
Silver, Midnight Blue

Favorite Animals
Dinosaurs
Great White Shark
Emperor Scorpion
Black Pirahna
Komodo Dragon
Nile Crocodile
King Cobra
Just about any cold-blooded animal capable of eating or poisoning a person
My dog (Jack Russel Terrier)

Favorite Places
New York, New York
Martha's Vineyard

Favorite Words
pants
yak (as in the large shaggy animal)

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Things That Suck
The Royal Family
The Former Confederacy
Religious Fanatics
Episode I
Diet anything. Nutra-Sweet tastes like poison. If you want something with no calories just drink water.
Friends (as in the TV show)
Watching Sports
Guns
When people who say things like "4:20 Man!"
Martin Short; the man is not funny.