Tantric

Title: ArcheMagus, Triarch of Abominatus
Date of Birth:21st day of Mayan, 239th year of Queen Beth’s reign
Class: Mage
Alignment: This doesn’t really apply directly to me... although presently I am one of the three Triarchs of the most Evil clan in the history of the Empire.
Race or Species: Human Immortal
True Form: see race
Other Forms: none
Eyes: what ever color strikes my fancy at the moment, usually glowing red lately
Hair:Bald of course... hair is a female failing.
Skin: flawless, of course, light tan
What do you look like:I am the absolute picture of male perfection. See my picture in the Abominatus Gallery
Describe your attitude: Irregardless of what others may think, it becomes obvious to those who are not self deluded that I am the single most handsome, virile and intellegent being to ever draw breath. Get the picture?
Biggest character flaw:I am too soft hearted
Personal Quotes:Of course they named Tantric sex after me.
Parents:It matters not... they were just enormously lucky to have produced me.
Siblings:none living... Many years ago I destroyed the village in which my family lived. It was neccessary.
Wife(s):You must be joking
Children:multitudes no doubt, but who really cares?
Close friends:you must be kidding. Who could possibly be worthy of my notice, more less my friendship.
Worst enemies: Bahamut
Pets and their names:Which ever stupid slut of a noble woman I happen to be using at the time. Who keeps track of names.
Favorite Color(s):Royal Blue and Teal
Favorite animal: The Goat (hehehhehehehehehe)
Favorite Drink: female ejacula
Favorite Food: I am partial to well braised kidd (That is young goat, not human children... that is Drax’s kink, not mine.)
Favorite Weapon(s):My wits
Things You collect: The knowledge of the legends of the beings from before time began.
God(dess) you worship:Myself... of course
A dream or goal you have:To have the final answers to the ideal of creation. Some call this the true name of God.
Hobbies:Sex
Favorite thing to do: Have Sex
Something you are good at:Sex and magick
Favorite body part on you:All of them
Favorite body part on the opposite sex:All of them
Tattoos or Birthmarks: none... I was perfect from the time of my birth, and see no reason to try to improve upon perfection.
Piercing(s): none
Best place to hang out:Somewhere where I can meet my next bedmate... it matters not where.
What do you sleep in, and where do you sleep: Nude, of course. In the bedroom of which ever ignorant slut of a noble woman I am using at the time.
Important lessons you have learned: Never underestimate the stupidity of your opponents.
Best Advice: Have no mercy upon those who make themselves your enemies. My greatest mistake was Having not killed that insipid monstrousity Rothman/Bahamut when I had the chance to.
Words or phrases you overuse: None. It would be less than perfect to do so, and thus impossible for me.
Most awesome experience of your life:Discovering who I was.
Scariest thing you have ever done:Defied Drax, once early in my carreer with him and Abominatus. He showed me the true power of Hell then. One day, of course, I shall defeat him, but it will be when I am fully prepared.
Funniest experience:Watching Michael’s expression as his ignorant slut of a wife, SweetPurity, crawled, begging to me to use her. I suppose she missed perfection after the time she had spent with that twit.
Brief History:Read the Abominatus journals if you would know. I am not going to waste my time writing it here again.

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