Sing Along...

Come and listen to a story about a man named Mike
A poor captain, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was answerin' email,
And up on the screen came an NPS message.

MBA that is, paper gold, Wall Street key.

Well the first thing you know ol Mike's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Mike move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Monetery.

Seaside, that is. Swimmin' pools, movie stars.