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TITLE: Lost in the Translation
AUTHOR: Elizabeth (sef7881@aol.com)
PAIRING: Viggo Mortensen/Elijah Wood
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Communication issues
FEEDBACK: It's the gin in my martini, the clams on my linguine
WARNINGS: General silliness
DISCLAIMER: Lies, lies, all of it lies!!!
ARCHIVE: Anywhere, just drop me a line so I can brag to my friends
AUTHOR'S NOTES: This plot bunny was a gift from Liz, and Tracy helped with the summary.  You guys rock!!!

It must be Danish.

Elijah has concluded that the foreign language Viggo is moaning in is definitely Danish.  Which is pretty fucking frustrating.

Elijah likes dirty talk.  It gives him a thrill.  So as he's bent over the kitchen sink, Viggo fucking him from behind, he'd really like to know what Viggo's saying.  Something deliciously nasty, he hopes.

And it's pretty fucking frustrating that he can't understand it.

So he cranes his neck around, and glares at Viggo.  The other man stops his moaning and looks at Elijah questioningly.

"Dude, speak English!!!"
 
 

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