Name:

Unfortunatley we are yet to find out...

Born:

no idea..1970 somthing?? we dont think he uses age reduction cream.

Star Sign:

unknown

Family:

Only seen alone, no evidence of any immediate family.

Married:

very unlikely, unconfirmed.

Height:

Approx 5ft 6"

Weight:

unknown, subject to change on a weekly basis.

Hair:

Various shades of dirt and grease.

Eyes:

Red, often bloodshot

Education:

Again very unlikley, but not stupid, will easily learn a trick from looking over your shoulder!

Nickname at school:

Endless possabilities..but for now we call him Spider

Smokes:

Yes.Lots. This I have seen. His favourite brands are whatever you give him.Has been known to smoke "rollies",they are kept a close guarded secret from within his Tin.

Drinks:

Tea and often asks "Awww Go on give me a swig of your coke bruv!"

Hobbies:

Interior design, architecture and nature. Collects non-functional pieces of Fruit Machines. Likes to Travel!

Pets:

He probably has pets...

Car:

Never been seen, but does obviously has some sort of frequent transport.

Favourite author:

R.A.C British Motorway Map Guide 1988

Favourite Snack:

Fond of Mars bars and Various Biscuits.

Favourite movies:

???

Favourite music:

???

Favourite sports:

???

Favourite TV-show:

???

Hates:

He hates people that work in service stations,credit card sales people and Leisure Link Engineers

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