PAUL'S PAGE

HI.....PAUL HERE. THIS IS A RECENT PIC OF ME.I LOOK SO MUCH LIKE ELVIS IN IT THAT I COULD BE HIM.

THIS IS ME IN THE RED JUMPSUIT IN MEMPHIS A FEW DAYS AGO WITH AN IMPERSONATOR.



THIS IS MY FRIEND BELLRAY.SHES A FAN OF ME.SOME SAY THE ONLY ONE BUT THATS OK. SHES A REAL HOTTIE BUT SOMEONE TOLD ME SHES MY MOM.I DUNNO I THOUGHT MY MOM WAS MARY BUT I THINK I LOOK LIKE BELL TO.SHE RECENTLY MADE A WEBSITE ABOUT MARIE PRESLEY AND IN HER OWN MIND SHE THINKS SHE MAKES FUN OF HER AND SHE TOLD ME NOT TO SAY THIS HERE BUT SHES JEALOUSE OF MARIE.SHE SPENT HOURS AND HOURS MAKING THAT PAGE. THAT MUST TELL YOU HOW JEALOUSE SHE IS.I AM TO BECAUSE MARIE ALWAYS IGNORES ME.GUESS SHE DONT LIKE GOOD LOOKING GUYS LIKE ME.



THIS IS DOUG AKA 1954.I THINK HES A NICE LOOKING GUY BUT I THINK IM MORE. SOMEONE TOLD ME HES MY DAD. WELL I WOULDNT KNOW.



THIS IS MY WONDERFUL MOM MARY SMILEY. AS YOU CAN SEE I LOOK LIKE MY WONDERFUL MOM. THAT IS WHERE I GOT MY GOOD LOOKS FROM. I TRIED OUT FOR A CONTEST AND I WON FIRST PLACE. WHAT CONTEST YOU SAY...MAD MAGAZINE. AFTER THE FIRST ISSUE HIT THE STANDS PEOPLE WERE ASKING FOR THEIR MONEY BACK. THEY WERE JAKES ANYWAY.