.::When You Hear The Glass It's Your Ass!!::.

.::[The scene opens up with a huge firework show as WWF Monday Night Raw is War goes off with a bang.. As soon as the lights come on the fans all hold up their signs and start to scream, The scene cuts to the titantron as all the fans start to become silent as the scene goes to Good Ole J.R. and Jerry 'The King' Lawler as they begin to speak...

"Good Ole J.R." Jim Ross: Hello everybody and welcome to WWF Raw is War I'm your host Good Ole J.R. and with me as always back from a long leave of Absence Jerry "The King' Lawler.. Well folks last week Stone Cold Steve Austin was thrown through a glass car window by The Undertaker..

Jerry 'The King' Lawler: The Undertaker commited a hellaecious act against Stone Cold by throwing him through a glass window J.R. that just wasnt right!

"Good Ole J.R." Jim Ross: Well we've been told that Stone Cold will be out for the next couple of weeks seeing that he has had damage to his left eye.. And a severe cut to his throat that just missed an artery King..

Jerry 'The King' Lawler: This is terrible J.R. I mean we need Stone Cold to help the WWF!! We need him to have both his eyes I mean how is he gonna see if he doesnt have all of his vision J.R.???

"Good Ole J.R." Jim Ross: I dont know King we are just gonna have to hope and pray that Steve gets better by our next Par Per View.. This is just terrible..

Jerry 'The King' Lawler: But J.R. Stone Cold may be one of the many leaders of the WWF but he will be back in no time because J.R. we have a show to announce.. And we have to do it cheerful...

"Good Ole J.R." Jim Ross: Sure King whatever you say. Do you not realize that all our jobs are on the line?? Our careers.. How many years we've spent in the WWF can just go all down the drain King???

Jerry 'The King' Lawler: You know J.R. I havent thought of that well I have been in the WWF for many years as The King and you know what The King says J.R.?? Go on with the show!! We have some great matches like Lita versus Stephanie McMahon.. Stephanie McMahon is new and looks like she's developing her skills J.R. and developing her body.. HA HA!!

"Good Ole J.R." Jim Ross: King that's disgusting! I see you going back to your old perverted ways..

Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Yeah so J.R. whats your point???

Back from The Hospital

(The scene cuts up to the titantron as it shows Stone Cold walking through the parking grauge as all the fans start to cheer. Stone Cold is walking with an eye patch over his left eye and a very mean look on his face as the scene goes to J.R. and Jerry "The King" Lawler...)

"Good Ole J.R." Jim Ross: OH MY GOD KING!! Stone Cold is back!! Stone Cold Steve Austin is back and he looks pissed!!!

Jerry 'The King' Lawler: OH MY GOSH J.R.!! Yoour not kidding The Rattlesanke is back and he looks mad.. What do you think he's gonna do???

"Good Ole J.R." Jim Ross: I hope he doesnt do sumthin he's gonna regret King theres no stopping The Rattlesnake!! Stone Cold no doubt is looking for The Undertaker!!

Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Your not kidding J.R.!! Stone Cold is back!!! And he looks like he is all business tonight!! The Rattlesnake is gonna punish The Undertaker when he finds him!

"Good Ole J.R." Jim Ross: Let's just hope that Austin just doesnt find The Undertaker.. He does not wanna do somethin he is gonna regret King.. But now that we have Austin back let's see what's gonna happen for Monday Night???

Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Well first J.R. we have got Triple H taking on Edge and Christian in a handi cap match.. This should be a good match J.R. The Game versus The Brothers of Style!

"Good Ole J.R." Jim Ross: Then we have The People's Champ The Rock and The Texas Rattlesanke Stone Cold Steve Austin versus The Brothers of Destruction Kane and The Undertaker for the Tag Team Titles!

Jerry 'The King' Lawler: And hey we kight even have Stone Cold versus RVD versus The Undertaker for the WWF Title! Woo Hoo!! And maybe we'll see some puppies J.R.!! HA HA!

"Good Ole J.R." Jim Ross: Sure King you'd like that would'nt you.. You'd like women like Lita to degrade themselves by stripping for you huh?

Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Yes I would J.R. Especially Lita's pants ro accidently fall off... HA HA!!

"Good Ole J.R." Jim Ross: Your unbelieveable King... Just amazing well it's good to have you back and not have that loser Paul Heyman.. That man was a punk I cant believe I did comentary with that man for so long..

Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Me neither J.R. man that man was a loser!! Nobody does comentary like the King!!

"Good Ole J.R." Jim Ross: No doubt about that King..

(The scene cuts back again to the titantron as we see Stone Cold walking with vengance back through the arena.. Stone Cold starts bustin in through doors yelling for The Undertaker.. Stone Cold bust one locker roo down as he barges in on a WWF Official.. Stone Cold gets pissed as he goes to another locker room as knocks it down as he walks in on trish.. She screams as Austin yells AHHHHH shut the hell up! He walks away and keeps yelling UNDERTAKER!! All of a sudden all the WWF Officials come running up to Austin as they tell him The Undertaker isnt here they also tell him to stop knocking all the doors down cuz it cost the WWF money.. Austin walks he opposite way the officials are as walks down the halls again..)

"Good Ole J.R." Jim Ross: WOW King the Rattlesnake wants a bite of The Undertaker!!!

Jerry 'The King' Lawler: No Kiding J.R. Austin is pissed off and wants to get his hands on The Undertaker!! It's good that the officials stopped him and told him The Undertaker wasnt here yet I dont know how many doors he could have broken down!

"Good Ole J.R." Jim Ross: King he is a Sadistic Rattlesnake! and he will stop at nothing to get what he wants even ask him he'd sell his soul for the WWF Title king.

Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Your right King...

Jerry "The King" Lawler is cut off as his music starts to play... It's a normal setting, minus the commentators, minus the lights, and minus the thousands of fans, just five hundred or so accomodate. They've all been pleased with what they've seen so far, a fair few superstars have taken the time to walk out, say something about the upcoming WWF PPV, and leave, making the smallish crowd a buzz. WWF Smackdown banners hang all over the place, and while most of the fans won't be able to attend, as Smackdown was sold out weeks ago, however, this is just something to give them before hand. The small mini-tron comes on to show a skull, with the words Austin 3:16 in the middle. The fans give a cheer to challenge a superbowl crowd as SMAASSHHH!!! The Sound of Stone Cold Steve Austin's music by Disturbed blasts out loudly over the PA system as all the fans scream and yell,

Greeting The Fans

making the vast amount of fans rise to their feet. They get a shock when Austin's normal music doesn't follow, instead, some new music follows the huge crash. MetallicA's "Disturbed" follows instead. The crowd still rise to their feet, chanting and cheering some more, along with the music. Stone Cold Steve Austin appears on the front of the ramp, he stairs out into the fan section, as small as it may be they're all extremely vocal. Stone Cold is wearing his ocasional Due Unto others Black T-Shirt and a pair of Blue Jeans with his Two Knee Braces and doing his usal BMF walk, Austin goes to the ring, pulling himself up from the top rope. He climbs through the ropes and begins walking to the first turnbuckle He climbs one turnbuckle, and raises both arms in one hand and his other hand up in the air as he starts yelling stuff, that quarter of the arena goes up as Austin flips the crowd off and gets a reaction of boos. The Rattlesnake walks around just yelling out things, then climbs the turnbuckle near the last one and pulls himself up to the turnbuckle and raises his hands up, once again the enigmatic crowd rise to the occassion, he crosses the ring, yelling out some more things, and he climbs the next turnbuckle and throws his hands up in the air, once again a huge response. Stone Cold gradually makes his way up the last ring post, He pulls himself up to the turnbuckle one last time and throws his hands up in the air as he yells stuff at the crowd, The crowd starts to go crazy as Stone Cold is bringing out a huge pop to the fans. As he's up on the turnbuckle he makes the Beer Swilling Sign. They all cheer and some kinda boo for this. The Texas Rattlesnake patrols around the ring for a while before going to the side of the ring and grabbing a microphone. His NEW music begins to die down as Stone Cold Steve Austin makes his voice heard...

"The Bionic Redneck" Stone Cold Steve Austin: All of you little bastards just shut the hell up!! Undertaker you might have thought it was funny throwin Stone Cold Steve Austin through a window but hell son you can throw everything you want at Stone Cold Steve Austin Hell throw your bats your windows whatever the hell you got but Undertaker Stone Cold Steve Austin is gonna whip your ass!! (The crowd starts to cheer) Undertaker I aint gonna say my little lines I aint gonna talk all the trash that I possibly can because it dont mean a damn thing! I'll let my fists do the talking when I step into the ring with you and your bastard brother Kane.. Undertaker you can talk as much trash as you want hell son you and kane can come out here and call yourselves The Brothers of Destruction but who the hell cares. Stone Cold Steve Austin is comin to beat your ass boy and theres two things you can do about it.. Nothing and Like it WHAT??? I said theres two things you can do and Undertaker you might as well not even show up to this match cuz I'm gonna punish ya in so many ways you never thought possible.. Undertaker i'm gonna throw ya this way and that I'm gonna jump all over ya and beat the livin hella outta ya.. You talk about The alliance this the alliance that well Undertaker by the time and and The Rock are done with ya you two will only have the blood between ya... And Taker after I take that WWF Title from ya all your gonna have that's gold is that damn wCw Tag Team title.. Undertaker you talk about how the alliance is the bst federation ever.. Well I guess that three years of yours was waisted cuz the WWF is still number one ya stupid son of a bitch! Undertaker you talk about this and that you talk about being the Tri Fed Champion well after tonight Stone Cold is gonna walk out with that title belt of yours and along with that Tag Team Belt as well!! hell Undertaker I could'nt give a damn if you the E Cee Dubbya, Dubbya Cee Dubbya, and Dubbya Dubbya F champion all that I know is that Stone Cold Steve Austin is leaving with two of your belts. AND THAT'S ALL I GOT TA SAY ABOUT THAT!!

The crowd starts going nuts as Steve stares at the crowd.. He gets a little pissed off when people wont shut up..

"The Bionic Redneck" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Hey why dont all you shut your traps cant ya little bastards tell I'm pissed off!! Hell all you people flap your gums about Stone Cold whenever he comes out here day in and day out Stone Cld pleases you for your little amuzment, well hell Stone Cold aint doing it anymore!! Stone Cold is gonna do whatever the hell he feels like doing.. Stone Cold Steve Austin does what he wants when he wants! He doesnt listen to know Vince Mcmahon he doesnt listen to know Mick Foley hell he doesnt even listen to that bastard Shawn Michaels.. Hell nobody tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do.. My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin I am theee Texas Rattlesnake the best technical wrestler in the history of the WWF!! Now I just gotta say some other stuf as well when me and Rock walk into the ring and face The Undertaker and kane we are goin to whip those punk's ass's up and down that ring hell kane you talk big and bad like your the biggest man in the wrestling buisness well like the old saying goes.. To be the man you gotta beat The Rattlesnake! And to the both of ya two son bitches you guys are gonna get a grade A SCU Ass Whipin AND THAT'SSS THE BOOTTOM LIIINEE, CUZ STOOOONE COLD SAAAIIID SOOO!!!

(Stone Cold just rolls out of the ring not doing any fancy taunt as he just walks up the ramp as the scene fades out to a commercial)

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.:{~Stone Cold Steve Austin~}:.