GH Thanksgiving Katia and Dimitri Style

Sonny had been dreading Thanksgiving for the past week. Having to go to the Brownstone and break bread with his enemies was almost as bad as the alternative of going to Atlantic City with Courtney and Mike!
He relaxes the instant he and Carly walk into the living room and he sees Alexis. Sonny knew that she was helping Luke, the word was that she had even gotten him to see a shrink. Sonny figured that was the only reason Bobbie had invited a woman Carly hated for Thanksgiving dinner. Either that or Bobbie figured that the fight between them would liven up the party.

Bobbie was handing Alexis a glass of herbal ice tea when she felt Sonny standing behind her. He has a huge grin on his face that is a little disturbing.

"I think you need a straw with that!" He gives her a sexy, dimpled smile and holds out a straw.

Alexis rolls her eyes, grabs the straw and makes her escape. Which was not easy when she was 7 months pregnant.

Sonny starts after her, but he is intercepted by Lucy Coe. Who proceeds to tell him all of her problems. Then she shifts gears and moves on to Sonny's favorite subject.

"Pregnancy sure agrees with Alexis! She is the most radiant pregnant woman I do believe I have ever seen. Don't you think so?" Lucy prods.

Sonny feels his face flush and luckily before he has to comment Lucy's self-proclaimed vampire slaying, guardian angel and cousin, Rafe, interrupts.

"That Dr. Cameron Lewis is just plain stupid!" Rafe insists, crossing his arms like an angry child.

"Dr. Lewis?" Sonny asks.

"The therapist that Alexis found for Luke!"

Lucy indicates a man standing across the room. Sonny eyes him with suspicion and a hint of jealousy. He was tall, had a comanding stature and even Sonny realized he was good looking. not to mention, his hands! Sonny did not like them one little bit. A man could tell things by looking at another man's hand and it made Sonny feel uncomfortable.

"He seems nice enough. He mentioned how sorry he was to hear about Kevin and his breakdown." Lucy shrugs.

"Well I do not like him one bit!" Rafe insists. I told him I was a vampire slayer and he told me that vampires don't exist. He accused me of making up evil forces in my head so I could do battle. He says I have a hero complex!"

"Did you tell him the mother of your fiance was a vampire?" Lucy asks. Sonny squints at her as if she has lost her mind.

"He told me all grooms think their future mother in-laws are vampires or witches!" Rafe scowls. "He laughed at me! He would not be laughing if I still had my Guardian Angel powers! I want to go back to our side of town where things make sense." He insists.

Lucy dismisses him with a wave of her hand. Sonny knew that Lucy was a little bit crazy, so he should not be surprised to find out that the rest of her family is as well. He takes that opportunity to look for Alexis, but she has disappeared.

"Look my ex-husband, Tony is about to carve the Turkey. Come on cousin we will make sure you get a wing!

Lucy teases.

That is not funny! Rafe protests.
It was a little funny! Lucy grins and jab him in the ribs.

"Yohoo! Tony save my cousin Rafe a wing!" She calls out.

"Maybe I should take the knife?" Bobbie asks Tony.

"Just until the Lucy spell passes. My hands are not a steady as they used to be." Tony heads for the back door.

"I myself am a breast man!" Sonny announces to no one in particular.

Cameron, who has walked over to Sonny, shakes his head in a knowledgeable manner.

"Of course you are! I just met your wife, Carly! You married that thing 3 times?" Cameron gives Sonny a disappointed look and indicates Carly.

"Now everything is becoming clear. It is a classic case of self-denial of the thing you want most in the world as a form of punishment." He pulls out a note book and starts writing something down.

"It is not!" Sonny whines.

"Of course it is! What ever you think you have done, it could not possibly be worth suffering though that kind of penance. You have paid your dues. Now go in peace. Your reward is waiting alone in the kitchen. Probably gorging herself on a whole pumpkin pie."

Cameron indicates the kitchen.

"What about Carly?" Sonny inquires.

I will keep the Breast-Less One occupied for you. Go grab a breast or a thigh or whatever you fancy."

Cameron winks at Sonny and wanders towards Carly.

Sonny walks into the kitchen where he finds Alexis squirting a can off Redi Whip into her mouth.

"That is supposed to be put on top of the pumpkin pie!" Sonny accuses.

"I am putting it on top of the pie." Alexis wipes the guilty look and some whipped cream off of her face and shows him the empty pie plate.

"Oh the things that Katia and Dimitri could have done with that can of whipped cream." He shakes his head in mock disappointment.

Alexis looks down at her expanding tummy.

"You have to be kidding me! I am 7 months pregnant." Her eyes grow big.

"On Halloween you were 6 months pregnant. That hardly slowed you down." He sighs seductively.

"The Halloween candy made me do it!" She blushes.

"I hardly think so. The pent up hormones made you do it!"

Sonny flashes her a dimples smile.

"They must be pretty pent up again by now."

He back towards her until she is flush against the counter top. She gives him innocent look, but Sonny is looking past her at something on the counter.

"Hello!" She waves a hand at him."Sexually pent up pregnant woman over here remember?"

"I haven't forgotten!"

Sonny reaches behind her and grabs a container off of the counter. He dips his hand in a shiny liquid and holds it up to his nose.

"A sense a hint of rosemary and it is still warm. This has possibilities." He grins and grabs a paintbrush.

"What is that?" Alexis asks with skepticism in her eyes.

"This is olive oil infused with rosemary. It is great for basting a turkey or just for dipping bread. It is also very sensual when painted on your lover."

He gives her a sizzling look.

"Since you finished off the whipped cream, Duke Dimitri is going to have to make do with this!"

Sonny grins.

"I thought he was a Count?"

Alexis tips her head and gives him a quizzed look.

"He was just dressed up as a Count on Halloween. Dimitri is a Duke."

He tells her in a matter of fact tone. Now keep your head like that for a minute.

Sonny takes the paint brush and dips it in the olive oil and rosemary mix. Her brushes it on her throat and exposed neck.

"That is kind of warm and it feels kind of good." She giggles.

"I am so glad you approve of my basting skills."

Sonny grins and dips the paint brush back into the oil mixture. He unbuttons the top buttons on her shirt and runs the brush down her cleavage.

"Ooh that feels really good and it smells divine." Alexis repeats.

"I bet it tastes pretty good too."

Sonny teases. He leans down and flicks his tongue across her throat. She moans softly.

"My turn now." Alexis insists.

"Does Katia know how to cook?" He teases.

"She can do anything she puts her pretty little mind to doing!" Alexis teases back.

The picks up the paint brush and dips it in the oil. She drips some on the floor.

"Oops!" Sonny exclaims teasingly.

Alexis undoes the top few buttons of his shirt and paints him with the oil.

"How is that?" She gives him a seductive look.
"Searing!" He groans in a low sexy voice. Her hand brushes against his skin and sets it on fire. He holds her hand flat against his heart as he pulls her face to his until their lips meet in a fiery kiss. She can taste the rosemary on his breath and she finds it extremely sexy.

"I have to have you right now!" He demands as he gently lifts her up onto the table.

"Wait!" She stops him.

"No waiting!" He coos as he kisses the pulse points behind her ears.

"I have to go get Cameron. He wants to watch!"

She exclaims as she somehow manages to pull her 7 months pregnant self up off of the table. Sonny stands there with his mouth gaping open for several seconds.

"He wants to watch what?" He asks, stunned.

"I told him all about Katia and Dimitri and he said he wanted to observe the next time they got together."

She tells him in a matter of fact tone.

"What kind of a pervert is he?" Sonny exclaims

"Oh no! It is purely scientific with him." Alexis exclaims.

"That is what all the perverts say!" Sonny insists. "Besides, what did you tell him about us?"

"Nothing! I told him all about Katia and Dimitri. He thinks that Katia is a manifestation of my slut. He says she is a good part of me, but he would like to see her in action."

Alexis shrugs and sticks her head into the living room and gives Cameron some sort of signal. Sonny is left speechless as the Dr. happily bounds into the kitchen, carefully avoiding the oil on the floor.

"Oh good!" Cameron exclaims as he rubs his hands together in glee.

"I thought it would excite you." She grins.

"Who initiated it?" He asks with a gleam in his eyes.

"It was kind of mutual. Sonny, or I guess I should say Dimitri!"

Sonny opens and closes his mouth several times, but no words come out.

"Dimitri kind of got the sensual ball rolling though. He basted me with olive oil and rosemary!" Alexis exclaims.

"How fascinating!" Cameron pulls out a notebook and start jotting down information.

Alexis lies back down on the table and gives Sonny a fiery look.

"I think we were right about here." She remarks, pointing to her neck.

Sonny just stands there stunned. He looks at Alexis and then at Cameron.

"Please proceed as if I am not even in the room." Cameron insists.

"I am not some kind of zoo animal!" Sonny protests. "I can not just proceed as if you are not in the room when I know very well that you are in the room!" He yells out as the vein in the side of his neck starts to throb.

Alexis frowns and rolls over and props herself up on one elbow.

"Would more olive oil help?" She pouts.

"No, him leaving would help though!" Sonny thumbs his nose at Cameron.

Alexis and the shrink exchange disappointed looks.

"Do you often have these kinds of problems performing?" Cameron gives him a worries look.

"He never has a problem!" Alexis immediately jumps to Sonny's defense. "Dimitri is always raring to go!"

"I never have an audience!" Sonny throws his hands up into the air in frustration and start to pace around the room. A look of disappointment crosses Alexis' face.

"You mean to tell me that Dimitri can not do Katia while I am standing in the room, observing and taking notes?" Cameron looks confused.

"That is exactly what I mean!" Sonny whines desperately.

"Fine! Then I will assume the role of Dimitri!" Cameron exclaims as he pulls a very surprised Alexis into a passionate kiss.

Sonny would have sworn that nothing could shock him more than the idea of a shrink wanting to watch. He was wrong. This shocked him to the core and drove him crazy.

"The H*ll you will!" He calls out as he physically pries Cameron off of Alexis.

She is still stunned as Sonny pulls her into a fevered kiss. His hands and mouth roam freely across her body and he completely forgets that anyone else is in the room. Just then the kitchen door flies open and Carly gets an eye full.

"Stop that. I forbid you to do that with her again!" She squawks as she steps into the kitchen, puts her foot down on the olive oil Alexis dropped earlier and goes sliding across the floor. Her arms and legs flail like a wounded octopus. Cameron has to quickly duck in order to avoid an elbow in the side. Sonny and Alexis look up just as Carly hits the floor, landing on her bony behind.

"Eakkkk!" Cries out Carly.

Sonny glares at Cameron.

"So much for you keeping an eye on the Breast-Less One!" Sonny indicates Carly

"I thought it would be more fun to watch the Breathless One." He indicates Alexis with a big grin on his face.

"I am just going to die now!" Alexis exclaims as she tries to button her shirt.

"What is going on here!" Carly demands as she rubs her sore tailbone.

"They are working out their mutual sexual frustrations through role playing. It is highly accepted and encouraged form of expression between two consenting adults."

Cameron informs the stunned stick girl.

"But Sonny is my husband. I am his wife!" She sequels.

"Nonsense! You are nothing more than his self inflicted punishment for crimes he has created in his head. Having a go at Katia a few times a month is his compensation for having to put up with you. This is good for your marriage without these little dalliances he would have probably throttled you months ago!"

Cameron calmly informs her.

"Yea, what he said!" Sonny insists.

"He could role play with me. I could be Katia!" Carly flails her arms and points at herself.

"Once again, nonsense! Katia is a countess. No one has a good enough imagination to role play that your are royalty! Clearly, illicit sex with Ms. Davis is the only logical outlet for Mr. Corinthos' pent up sexual energy."

"I am going to go fling myself off of a bridge now." Alexis exclaims as she bolts from the room.

"Wait!" Sonny runs after her.

Carly glares at Cameron as he starts to explain why role playing can be healthy.

Sometime later Sonny finds Alexis at her apartment.

"Can I come in?" He softly asks as he stands in the hallway.

"I can hardly leave you out there, giving my neighbors something to gawk and gossip about."

She pulls him into the apartment.

"I can hardly wait to hear the excuse you give Bobbie for leaving so abruptly!" Sonny grins.

"I will not need to give her an excuse! Her daughter, the mouth that swallowed Port Charles will no doubt tell her and anyone that will listen exactly why I left in such a hurry! She caught you straddling me on the kitchen table. Carly will find a way to forgive you and place all the blame on me, no doubt. The kitchen will have to be completely redecorated and the table will have to be burnet because I soiled it with my licit act!"

"Alexis breath!" Sonny grins.

"Do not tell me when to breath! My life is in ruins. I will be branded the town hussy! I will be whispered about behind my back. My career is over! I will loose all my clients. Of course I will get new clients in my new profession as Town Madame. I will be forced to wear a Scarlet A!"

"They don't do that anymore!" Sonny reassures her. "Besides, when I left the kitchen, your friend Dr. Pervert was explaining the whole thing to Carly. He is really good, he will calm her down and make her see reason."

"No one is that good!" Alexis cries out in desperation. "Carly will not let this continue!"

"Then I suppose I will have to do the right thing and end it." Sonny shrugs.

"Okay, then I go to my plan B! I leave town, change my name and start fresh." Alexis proclaims.

"No, I mean I end things with Carly and we both leave town and change our names. I will be Dimitri and you can be Katia!" He beams.

"No, that would never work!" Alexis insists.

"Why not? They are the perfect couple and our alter egos!"

"No, they are just two people we made up!" Alexis insists.

"No, they are the people we would like to be, only we are too afraid to admit the truth. Katia and Dimitri are Sonny and Alexis without the inhibitions! That is why they can do things we would never do as Sonny and Alexis. Sonny gives her a serious look. Why do you think that Katia and Dimitri can admit that they are in love which each other?"

"Because they are in love with each other, but they are not real. They are just pretend. It is all normal and natural." Alexis insists.

"Did your friend Dr Quack agree with you that it was normal for Katia to be in love with Dimitri while you profess to hate me?" Sonny gives her a probing look.

"I haven't asked him yet." She looks a little guilty.
"No time like the present. We can call him up right now. I bet you even have him at the top of your speed dial. I bet he would find the whole thing fascinating!" Sonny mocks as he lunges for her phone.

"This is a bad idea and I do not have him at the top of my speed dial!" Alexis protests as Sonny starts pushing speed dial buttons.

He pushes button # 1.

"Hello, Dr Meadows? No, Alexis is fine. I must have dialed the wrong number."

Alexis sticks her tongue out at him.

He dials the next two numbers and they turn out to be The No Name and the gourmet popcorn shop. He orders a half dozen oysters from the No Name and tells the popcorn shop to cancel all Alexis' orders for caramel corn until after the baby is born.

"You can’t cancel my popcorn orders!" She insists.

"I just did! It is not good for the baby." Sonny scolds as he pushes button # 4.

"I have a 3 month supply hid anyway." She gives him a self-satisfied look.

Sonny finally reaches Cameron on the fourth try. He can hear Carly whining in the background and Sonny actually feels sorry for the doctor for a moment. Then he remembers how the shrink had tried to take over as Dimitri and how Alexis actually seemed to be enjoying the kiss they shared and all of his sympathy evaporates.

"I knew you would have him at the top of your speed dial!"

Sonny gives her a smirk

"He was not at the top!" She defends.

"Dr. Lewis, this is Sonny Corinthos. Ms. Davis and I have a question about Katia and Dimitri."

Sonny hears Carly carrying on in the background about wanting to kill both him and Alexis with her bare hands. Before he has the chance to ask his question the line goes dead. He looks at Alexis and realizes that she has pulled the cord out of the wall.

"Alexis!" He protests. "I was just about to ask him if it was normal for Katia and Dimitri to be in love."

"I know you were, but I decided Katia wanted dessert." Alexis gives him a sultry look

"You ate a whole pie and swallowed a can of Redi Whip!" Sonny insists.

"Now I want S'mores." She licks her lips.

"That is a Candyboy dessert!" Sonny uses his favorite nickname for Jax. "Will you let me make you something else?"

"No, I want chocolate syrup and marshmallow cream." I want S'mores! She gives him another sexy look as she pulls out the two ingredients.

Where did you get those? Sonny asks.

"I grabbed them off of the dessert buffet at the Brownstone as I flew out the door! When I got home I realized that I was out of Graham Crackers and I had nothing to hold my chocolate and marshmallow cream. Then you came along and my problem is solved." She grins as she looks him over.

"You want me to go to the store and buy you crackers." He swallows hard, knowing better.

"Not exactly what I had in mind!" She happily grabs him and drags him towards her bedroom.

"No, it will be sticky!" He protests.

"That is the idea!" She beams and slaps him on the butt.

Hours later, Sonny and Alexis lie naked and exhausted in her bed.

"How do you feel?" Alexis asks trying to stifle a giggle.

"Sticky!" Sonny frowns. She gives him a long deep kiss.

Sweet and sticky I did my part, now I am hungry for more S'mores." She grins as she licks her lips.

"Sonny groans." Alexis reaches for the jar of marshmallow cream and finds it empty.

"Now how did that happen?" She bats her eyelashes innocently.

"Gee, I wonder if sticky, naked, Duke Dimitri in your bed could offer up a clue." Sonny grins and kisses her neck.

"The jar was full when I took it from Bobbies'. Oh well, I am famished and you know there is only one thing that will fill me up now?" She gives him a seductive look.

"No!" Sonny insists.
"Yes!" Alexis coos.

"You are 7 months pregnant and it is not good for you!" He insists.

"Now that I am pregnant I have found that I want it more." She runs a finger across his chest.

"You are not getting it from me!" Sonny takes her hand, places a kiss on it and places it on the bed.

"You are the only man I want it from, Sonny." She purrs.

"You mean Dimitri?" His eyes shine.

"That is what I called you." She blushes. "Now are you going to give it to me or do I have to beg."

"Beg me!" He dimples.

"Please! I want it so much and it is never as sweet when it comes from any other man." She pouts.

"Wait a minute! How many other men have there been?" Sonny sits up and takes notice.

"Only you. I only want it from you." She gives him a sly smile and Sonny melts on contact.

"Okay, but you have to shut your eyes real tight."

"I promise!" Alexis shakes her head in glee.

"You have to open you mouth really wide and no teeth this time!" He insist, laughing.

Alexis pouts, but she does as she is told.

She opens her mouth and closes her eyes tight and waits for ecstasy.

Sonny picks up the bottle of chocolate and pours it in her mouth.

"Omg! That is sheer heaven!" She moans. "There is nothing on earth that even comes close to being this good."

"Excuse me!" Sonny protests. "You have a sticky, Naked man in your bed who is pretty much willing to do anything for you apparently." Sonny pouts

Alexis looks at him and squirts chocolate syrup on him and licks her lips.

"I guess I can think of one thing that is as good."

He pulls her to him and gets chocolate on her as well. They both laugh.

The End.

Happy Thanksgiving and remember not to forget the straws!

 

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