Research Staff

Dr. Steffan Hawking, Ph.D. Dr. Steffan Hawking, Ph.D., is the founder of S.I.H.T.A.R.B.T.I.N.G. He began the organization in April of 2003 as an operation to prove atheism and evolution as well as expose the fallacies in that narrow-minded, bigoted, fundamentalist, bible-thumping, fanatical, intolerant, darn, freakin', freakin', freakin', freakin', FREAKIN' monster known as Christianity. He also spends his free time boozin' with his college drinking buddy, Dr. Dingleberry Blackwood, at the Polemical Library Drinkary. He is a graduate of the United States School of Atheism University, with quadruple majors in Physics, Chemistry, Astronomy, and Space-Time Relations. Dr. Steffan Hawking, Ph.D.'s, own personal note: I am single bachelor. I am sensitive and caring and know how to show a lady a good time. I like taking long rolls in my electric wheel chair at dusk and also enjoy contemplating Einstein's Theory of Relativity as well as the Laws of Thermodynamics. I have blond-brown hair, brown eyes, and the doctors say I would be 5'11 if I could stand up. In the chair I am 5'1. I am open for a date any time! Call me at 555-HAWKING!

Prof. Dingleberry Blackwood, Ph.D. Prof. Dingleberry Blackwood, Ph.D., is 48 years old and lives in the residential home provided for him by S.I.H.T.A.R.B.T.I.N.G. He is married and has three naturally selected prodigy. His wife’s name is Kayla Blackwood. His oldest son is Zach, his oldest daughter is Rena, and his baby girl is Tiffany. He is also a faithful atheist, attending atheist conventions twice a month. Other than this he enjoys busting bible thumpers, hunting, and playing golf.