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Bone Chip Discovered, Proves Evolution!
Atheistic scientists have unearthed astonishing evidence of the evolutionistic theory of the origin of life. After much excavation, scientists have finally discovered a small grayish-white fragment which they believe to be a bone chip of an early predecessor to the modern human. From this fragment, our skilled and super-intelligent archaeologists have rebuilt--with plaster of paris--a life-size model of what atheists believe the creature looked like.
Scientists, in the spirit of truth atheism, have named this specimen "Homo Darwinus," after atheism's beloved godman, Darwin. Superiorly intelligent atheistic scientist, Dr. Robert McIntire Ph.D., noted, "Of course, this new link in the evolution chain is the spittin' image of Mr. Charles Darwin, which adds further support to the validity of our theories. You don't see us made in God's image do ya? Nope nope nope. But there's Darwin. We are made in his image." Dr. McIntire then went on to share about his accomplishment in the junior high science club.
Our very own Prof. Dingleberry Blackwood, Ph.D., scientist in his own right, calls Homo Darwinus "the Almighty Darwin." "This is it!" quoth President of S.I.H.T.A.R.B.T.I.N.G., Dr. Steffan Hawking, Ph.D., "This is the proof we've been looking for! This proves beyond a doubt that evolution is undeniably the origin of the human race!" Dr. Hawking, Ph.D., then made an attempt at breakdancing in his wheelchair while repeatedly asking the rhetorical question of who one's "daddy" is. When asked by reporters if he thought the bone chip could have possibly been a piece of popcorn that one of S.I.H.T.A.R.B.T.I.N.G.'s superior, atheistic, archaeology specialists dropped during the excavation, Dr. Hawking, Ph.D., declined to comment.
While the Homo Darwinus plaster of paris model is now on display in S.I.H.T.A.R.B.T.I.N.G.'s Museum of Atheism, reports unfortunately indicate that a breach of security by a pigeon resulted in the original bone chip somehow being mistaken for a kernel of popcorn and eaten. Sources tell reporters that S.I.H.T.A.R.B.T.I.N.G. officers are tracking the burgalar bird in hopes of retrieving the original bone specimen. S.I.H.T.A.R.B.T.I.N.G. expects to have the bone fragment back very shortly.