Click here for "Pay Back" by Flaw.
{The Fresno Convention Center in Fresno, California is over-flowing with electricity for this evening's special appearance from the WoW Intercontinental Champion B-Pac, who will make a speach and then afterwards sign autographs and converse with the fans. The lights then go out in the building...}
Announcer: "Fresno... ARE YOU READDDDDYYYYYY!!!!!! WoW Entertainment proudly presents to you it's very own Intercontinental Champiooonnnn... B-PAC!!"
{The crowd erupts in a frenzy as explosions go off all around the arena and "Pay Back" blasts on the speakers. Pyro goes off and forms a walk-way of blue flames for B-Pac to follow as he walks out onto the stage. He holds his belt in the air and then fixates it around his waist. He then goes to the right corner of the stage and beats his chest before raising his hands in the air. He then does the same to the left corner. He then walks to the middle of the stage and raises his hands once again. Fireworks shoot from behind him as the lights are restored. With a huge grin on his face, he picks up a microphone and walks around the stage waiting for the crowd to quiet down before speaking.}
B-Pac: "First of all, I want to tell you all a little story... You see, earlier today, I was at the Macaroni Grill **crowd cheers** and this man came up to me. This man said "B-Pac, are you scared that Wicked D has such a reputation for hurting people? Do you know what he is going to do to you?!" Now, obviously, this guy didn't know just WHO IN THE HELL I WAS! My reply to this man was this: "Come to the Fresno Community Center later today and I'll tell you." We have the guy backstage... **crowd boos loudly** and I thought that you all would like to hear my answer."
{The crowd boos as the man makes his way onto the stage. He is walking as if he were very nervous. The man approaches B-Pac, B hands him a microphone and points towards the crowd.}
B-Pac: "Go ahead and tell the crowd your name, man. Unless, of course, you are SCARED of what the crowd is going to do to you..."
Man: "M... my name is... uhh... J-J-Jimmy... Azagthoth... umm..."
B-Pac: "Well, Jimmy Azagthoth, are you in any way related to Wicked D?"
Jimmy: "N... no, sir. We just happen to have the same l-l-last name."
B-Pac: "That is nice, Jim-bo, what a coincidence, huh. But tell me... why do you think I would be scared of Wicked D and what do you think he is going to do to me?"
Jimmy: "W-Well, sir, Wicked is my favorite wrestler and uhh... I think... umm.. that he will b-b-b-b-beat you at Malice..."
B-Pac: "That is your opinion, Jimmy, and you are entitled to it... HOWEVER, I AM ALSO ENTITLED TO MY OPINION!"
{The crowd chants "Kick his ass! Kick his ass!" as B-Pac stops speaking and smiles at the chants. He then looks back at Jimmy who has turned pale white and has started sweating.}
B-Pac: "So, Jimmy, I think you know my answer... I am NOT afraid of anyone and I seriously doubt that I will lose this match-up."
Jimmy: "Uhh... you're right, Mr. B-Pac... Sir, I appologize for uhh.. thinking.. umm.. that you would lose..."
B-Pac: "Don't appologize, Jimmy, like I said before... you are entitled to your opinion. NOW LEAVE!"
{Jimmy exits the stage to an eruption of boos and B-Pac looks back at the crowd and starts laughing.}
B-Pac: "Poor Jimmy... he's nearly had an accident in his pants! I tell you what, you guys are BRUTAL! **crowd cheers** But unlike Jimmy, who is a disgrace to the Azagthoth name, Wicked D is not. Wicked is a very talented athlete that shows no fear one so ever and I respect that. And Selena... well, Selena is the toughest woman that I have ever met. Not to mention she is DEAD SEXY! There is nothing better than a gorgeous woman with attitude. So, Wicked D and Selena... I really do like you guys, honestly. I have no hard feelings and after our match, hopefully I still won't. It's just business so let's get this out of the way and go on about our other business. Don't feel bad if I beat you guys without having to tag Death because, well, I am just good like that. It's nothing personal if I show no mercy and leave you two lying in the ring motionless... So, in conclusion, you guys don't hate me and I won't hate you guys... fair enough? NOW, WHO IN FRESNO WANTS AN AUTOGRAPH!?!?"
{The crowd erupts once again as B-Pac heads off of the stage to his autograph booth. The fans chant "B-Pac Rules!" as he exits.}
A few minutes later...
{B-Pac is sitting at his booth signing pictures, trading cards, bras, breasts, and things of that sort when a man walks up wearing a white "Dark Force Rising" t-shirt.}
B-Pac: "How's it going, man. That shirt is cool, may I ask where you got it?"
Man: "Look, I know you're going to dog on me because I am wearing it... please understand that I am just a fan and..."
B-Pac: "Not at all, dude. I really think it is a great shirt... how about I autograph it for you?"
Man: "What? Would you, really? That would be great! Thanks, B-Pac, you really are a great guy."
B-Pac: "Of course I am! I'm not a fan-favorite for nothing you know."
{B-Pac signs the man's shirt with a smile as the scene fades out.}
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