dittley da = I understand completely, I agree, I sympathize or oh well.
idiot = good male friend of mine
you’re an idiot = you suck.
you’re an idiot = if you make me laugh anymore my left eyeball is going to pop out.
mommanems = moms house
I’m happy for you = I could give a shit less
I’m happy for you = I’m happy for you.
that’s great = you’re an idiot
that’s great = that’s great
knock the bottom outta that ass = fuck with exuberance
flush = you suck
norad = an idiot
dude = dude. oh my god. hey look it’s Keanu. You’re an idiot and you say dude too much.
tool = person who is consumed with using the popular slang of his or her subculture.
mad = angry. insane. ~ At no time will you hear me say “I’d like to give mad props to ___ .”
hella = this word does not exist in my vocabulary unless it’s used to make fun of people who say it.
man-candy = a good looking guy whose ass I’d like to knock the bottom out of.
blowjob= blowjob. getting eaten out. oral sex of any denomination.
I’m ragging = don’t fuck with me
I’m sick = don’t fuck with me.
I’m depressed = come cuddle with me.
trick = person from Dillon; good friend of mine
ho = person from Dillon; good friend of mine
slut = person from Dillon; good friend of mine
road = person from Dillon; good friend of mine
s/he’s from Dillon = s/he’s probably a trick, ho, slut, or road.
Dillon trick/slut/ho/road = a nasty skanky girl from Dillon who fucks most anything with a dick, in some
cases anything without one. By attaching the word Dillon it signifies the origin of this person and my dislike for them.
I worry about you = you have problems. you’re insane.
oh well = fuck me. that sucks. I hate life.
that blows/sucks big fat gray donky/goat/elephant/monkey balls = that sucks. the more adjectives the worse it sucks.
fuck me in the goat ass = I just got fucked over.
I’m playing Diablo = Leave me alone
pasgheti = spaghetti
Jeremy is about to speak = I’m about to go postal.
Tia-fucker = guy who fucks me, person who fucks me over. (courtesy of Steven) i.e. “He could be a Tia-fucker if he wanted to.” “That Tia-fucker stole all my money.”
I’ll do it later = it’ll never get done.
may I borrow that shirt? = may I have that shirt?
his girlfriend = girl who no longer allows me to spend time with my friends
his wife = I’m never going to see my friend again.
her/his boyfriend = yay I get a new friend
her husband = I’ll never see either of my friends again.
fucked up = drunk, high, seriously damaged, or a person who says stupid shit.
my eye, my eye = I’m fucked up
bring me some tea goddamnit cause I’m a red hot piss vixen = bring me some tea.
really = you’re an idiot
really? = really?
verra = very
wrapable = fuckable
BaBOW = Big Bag Of Weed (courtesy of Ryan)
kin – a relative, related, or to know. i.e. “I kin what you’re saying.”
I need a 6 pack of goody powders, two onesie packs of tylenol sinus, and 5 packs of NoDoz. = Whoa, I’m going to be up for the next 24 hours studying, partying, or fucking just sell me the shit and don’t give me any strange looks or ask me if I’m going to be ok.
Wait, I still have to put on some make-up = I’m in love. Crushes don’t cause make-up only love.
no thanks = no thanks.
no thanks = Oh my god, why the fuck would I want to do that.
I have a boyfriend. or I’m a lesbian. = oh god you’re nasty, I rebuke you in the name of Jesus, if another guy asks me where my man is today Jeremy is going to speak.
