Scene: In heaven, Tony and Billy Bob’s apartment in the sky
Characters: Billy Bob, Tony, Tanya
Genre: Fantasy
BB: I want these girls for my new movie “Heaven’s Angels” but no one
will listen to me.
Tony: Well you’re going to put this fine girl named Tanya. I wish I could be with her.
BB: How do you know her?
Tony: I know her because I met her through a friend but I don’t know
what to say to her.
B. B.: Dial the number and I’ll talk to her for you if you get her to be
in my movie.
(Meanwhile Tanya is at home
reading a book in her bed when the phone rings.)
Tanya: Hello who is this.
B. B.: What’s up Tanya? What are
you doing?
Tanya: May I ask who’s calling?
B. B.: A friend of someone you know that I know likes and here he is.
Tony: Uh Uh…
Tanya: Hello!! Goodbye
(Click)
B. B.: What happened?
Tony: I don’t know.
B. B. Well I can tell you what you did. You acted like a punk who can’t talk to girls like that guy we
know. What’s his name?
Tony: Um…you
B. B. Really funny but seriously,
you need to learn some speaking skills.
Tony: I know.
B. B. So are you going to call her again?
Tony: No, but I’ll be ready for the next one. Since I am the best when it comes women, they all want a piece
of “Tony the Tiger” because I’m
GREEEEEAAAAAT.
