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A picture i'm sure you've all seen before. It's a nice pic and everything, but if the Paparazzi get a hold of this, or those pics of Aeka gettin plastered, the King could have a full scale riot comin down on his ass. I can see the tabloids now - "Aeka involved in massive, drunken orgy with the guardians of Jurai and redneck aliens from the planet Earth. King Jurai being investigated for possible involvement". He'd have trouble getting laid for months. The last thing he needs on his agenda is hire "low cost provider", while his two hot wives are gettin it on upstairs and his sorry ass is parked on the couch.

Looks Like It's High Time For Another Cold Shower

Wow, the Tenchi Girls Sure Do Love To Throw Back The Sake. Aeka Looks
Like She Needs to Throw Back a Couple Asprin and Get Some Sleep

Them is some mad wack games they play in Japan. Apprantly, the objective of the game is to bury someone up to their neck in the sand(Tenchi), and then blindfold someone(Mihoshi) and have them take pot shots at the poor bastard with an alluminum bat. Washu's loving it, but it looks like Aeka wants to spoil their fun and Sasami is too preoccupied staring at Ryoko's chest to care. That wacky crew :)....*wack!* "aughhgh!!ahhh!ahhhhh!"*wack!*"someone please!....help me! *wack!.."ughh!".."oh Aeka!Thank God! Get this crazy bi*mpphh*!?(gets a facefull of sand)...."what are you *wack*...ahg!...doing Aeka!? "You still think Sakuya's hotter than me!?*kick*...*kick*..."hit him again Mihoshi!"..."no..please...*crunch*...(silence)..."did I win?"(takes off blindfold)..."oopsies". Washu starts laughing, Aeka marches off to call an ambulance, Mihoshi starts running around looking for a place to stash the bloodstained bat, Ryoko falls asleep, and Sasami is still staring at Ryoko's breasts. "I am not!!" "yes...you were"..."really?"..."yeah I got the picture right here." "*sweetly*Can I see it?" "Uh, sure here ya go." *blam!* "augghhh!"...(i collapse)..."heh heh heh..."(Sasami holds up smoking 9mm and goes back to staring at Ryoko) :)
(I swiped this pic from noneedfortenchiscans.homestead.com/tenchitomodachi, so props go out to that site for lettin me jack it.)

Kain : "mommy"