Melissa's Site

Hey....so I am still working on this site. So make sure that you come back regularly to see what changes I have made!

My Favorite Bumper Stickers For Women

Don't upset me...I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
Chocolate, Coffee, Men...some things are just better rich!
All stressed out ...And no one to choke!
Next Mood Swing: 6 Minutes
God made us sisters...Prozac made us friends.
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people!
Do not start with me...you will not win!
So many men..So few who can afford me!
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips!
I'm out of estrogen...and I have a gun!
If you are going to skate on thin ice... you might as well dance!
And last but certainly not least..... All men are animals, some just make better pets!!

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