OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG~YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER!
I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER!
SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME!
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN,
SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH!
DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN!
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN!
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY~I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!
DON'T START WITH ME, YOU WONT WIN!
ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE!
I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE!
HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?!
DON'T UPSET ME!
I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!
