JACK AND JILL Went up the hill;
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill;
Forgot the pill.
And now they have a son.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
LITTLE MISS Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider
that crept up beside her;
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
humpty dumpty had a great fall,
all the kings horses and all the kings men
had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
the cat did a piddle,
all over the bedside clock,
The little dog laughed to see such fun,
then died of electric shock.
GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play.
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead,
And when she was good,
she was very very good,
But when she was bad;
she got a fur coat, jewels, a
waterfront condo and a sports car.
Thanks Peek-a-Boo!!!!!
